• Published 5th Aug 2014
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The tales of bad oc land. - Dat Juan Pon3y



today, we gonna murder some fuckers.

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Killing with Coke.... a cola. coke a cola. not to be confused with the drug coke, but the drink coke a cola...... yea......

After shoving the sixth coke bottle up Blades ass, the six became tired with the game, shove the coke bottle up blades ass. They then ventured through a magical portal that led to bad oc land, featuring controller skies, whom they brutally killed with lots of coke a cola. May zeldafand rest in piece(s)... or figure out how to delete an Fimfiction account.

They then realized Luna had banished herself to the moon to avoid being killed. They knew they couldn't get to the moon yet, so they settled for sacrificing Fluttershy to the everlasting gods of terrible original characters. They got their sharpest coke bottle and opened it so furiously THAT IT DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. AT ALL. COKE CANNOT FUCKING KILL THINGS. so they shoved the bottle down fluttershy's throat and called it good



UNTILL NEXT TIME ON FUCKING UP MY FRIENDS STORY