Spike went ham on that unicorn, and when I say ham, I mean ham. He went slashing furiosouly, left and right, up and down, east west and south all at once combined and to inifinty and beyond! The unicorn was so cut so badly because spike is really cool you know so he would win anyways.
Spike then ended the fight with the word, "Buck yea." He picked up Blade, whom he suddenly cared nothing about and fliw bak to pony ville. (proceed to read this in a Bear Grill type of voice for best outcome.) Right as he landed, the mane six, who are now super evil, punched him in his fucking face. All at once. And spike didn't really give a fuck. All at once. He then killed blade and pissed on his dead body, which remimded him of a flashback.
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spike lost all of his memory because he is now dead. the mane six killed him just now
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~flash back over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MANE SIX then proceed to go to celestia and call her a fucking prick, which got them exiled until they killed her, WHICH concludes this chapter of No place for assassins.
4903332 I see somebody enjoyed this chapter
4903378 As much as i know some people would enjoy that, i actually do not consider blade a bad oc. this story was actually written by my friend (who wants to slaughter me after he stops laughing from this chapter) and has indeed improved from what he originally was. An actual fat pony who played video games all day and was a vampire to the sun. He has indeed (in my opinion) improved from that first fanfic my friend wrote, so really you guys just got a sort of teenage version i guess to say, if he were to further improve him. He actually did write half of the next chapter taking some suggestions in mind. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm just gonna write the next chapter with that in mind >:)