The tales of bad oc land.

by Dat Juan Pon3y

ITS HESKEY TIME

MEANWHILE IN A PLACE oh for fucks sake i'm on a schedule here just read yo damn story

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were teleporting to bad OC land when she got distracted and they ended up in a new realm. A FIFA14 realm. Before any of them could ask any questions a loud whistle went off and there was a bunch of strange creatures running after a ball. Before long, they heard a voice without a body shout, "ITS HESKEY TIME!" They then proceeded to hear a song that made absolutely no sense.

After the end of the song which Twilight could find absolutely no books about, they finally teleported to bad oc land to find the one and only worst oc in the world, THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKERS, THE GUY WHO SHOULDVE CHOOSEN MORE WISELY ABOUT MAKING A GOD DAMNED OP ALICORN, YEA THATS RIGHT, BLADE. just. fucking. blade.

i just can't even.. this, oh my god/ i am running out of ideas. Well fuck. well there does have to be a slaughter of some sort per chapter so

BLADE SUMMONED ZEUS, BUT DAMN WAS THAT NIGGA PISSED. ZEUS AS YOU ALL KNOW IS GAY SO HE DRAGGED BLADE THAT MOTHER FUCKER DOWN TO TARTARUS TO FOREVER BE RAPED BY FAT MONSTERS WITH MICROSCOPIC DICKS. NOT MICROSCOPIC ENOUGH NOT TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT JUST ENOUGH TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. YOU KNOW LIKE THE WORST SIZE POSSIBLE. OKAY I'M JUST GONNA TURN MY CAPS off and stop typing now.

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[Dat Juan Pon3y]

So i am terribly sad to say that the next chapter may not be out until next week because i am litterally running out of material after i realized that some people might have not read the same stories i got some oc's from so until i can find something to slaughter that everyone knows, i'm gonna take a rest and get some braincells back.

[Assasinpony]

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I have no words for what you have done to my story but one.
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