Yes! It's out! I will leave a rave review later.

4412544 Help me spread this. If this gets featured like Aryame's, that will make my week!

My sides. My sides have been lesbien-raped into orbit.

My only complaint is that I can't add it to the official universe group.

4412555 You should jump ship. We're the ones with the free snacks!

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Which story approver was high enough to pass this?

And yes, the ship has been jumped and I have found the one true ark.

>Inb4 butthurt, angry blog posts and admin intervention.

4412588 Meeester, as in the same guy who passed my Wind Waker Drops the Soap story from yesteryear.

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... Actually thinking about it he's also the one who passed 99% of my stuff.
Oh, and you need custom coverart.
Inb4 this fic gets featured.

4412555

Moviemaster made the official universe group.

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Yeah I know, my error has been fixed.

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Good, good.

The feature must happen!

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Guize, hurry! All of Citadel's alts are flamming the stry! Help plz1

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Oh no! RailRoad Brony AND Blue Dolphin what's-his-face? Whatever shall we do?

4412654

... Masterbate furiously? Or is that Plan B?

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B-but I'm already doing that!

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Damn....

Call a scientist!

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Bill Nye saaaaaaave me! Stop me before my lesbianness makes me rape someone in the bathroom!

4412687 But first, he must tell me if molasses goes fast on a hot, summer Sunday!

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You want to know the really sad thing?

I advised him to put a warning at the start of chapter two to tell viewers that a scene with dark themes was ahead. This was going off past experiance where I had a fic including an (off-screen) rape scene and didn't add a warning.

My readers were not happy with the sudden punch to their feels.

So MC takes my advice and puts one up. You know what it said?

'Warning, Lesbien rape scene in the italics, skip if you want to avoid it.'

Not 'Dark themes ahead', not even 'Warning: There is a rape scene later on in the chapter', but 'Lesbien rape.'

Emphasis on Lesbien. It's almost like Lyra wouldn't have had such an emotional reaction if a colt (who would be what, eight?) raped her instead of another female.

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Will it save me from the gay demons if it does?

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Wow. Just goes to show that we are dealing with a special kind of stupid here. Because rape is better/worse if it’s the same gender, amirite?

...when I knocked my antimatter all over the table.

I've been waiting for someone to spoof this particular retardedness. I mean, homophobia and calling every lesbian a rapist is one thing, but bad science? That's just not fucking cool.

10/10 Would read again!

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Aww, you beat me to the punch. But then again, I have found another who truly understands the importance of this!

What a glorious piece of artistic intellect. This witty slice of literature is worthy of Oscar Wilde himself, offering an insightful and delicate look into the fallacious follies of high society. The characters are intricate and moving. The story is thoroughly gripping and seamless. There isn't a contrived moment to be found. What we have here is a perfectly crafted blend of satire and deep societal critique. You sir, should be immortalized. Your work will forever be adorned with the honor being the first true classic of the 21st century.

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My Little Homophobe: Spelling Is Magic

... Lesbien...

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Don't care, too busy recording poetry that insults him.

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So in other words?
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He threatened to warn me in his group.

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Threatened to warn you?

Oh shit, just got real. I should go get my fireman outfit just for him. I hear I can give a mean lap dance

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I was trembling, I truly was.

Luckily, my video confused him long enough for me to make my getaway.

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Drop your pants.

If he's such a prude, that'll give you plenty of time as he politely turns away.

(AN: SHUT THE FUCK UP! He’s not giving me a blowjob, you fucking queermos! This is how you treat urethral warts, just ask my dad!)

I can vouch for this , it is a totally heterosexual medical procedure <3

*thousands of gallons of puke flowing from my mouth*

This is completely crazy and nonsensical...

I LOVE IT!!!

I came.

Loved every moment of it,. How can anybody down vote the sheer brilliance of this fix.

4414442 This butthurt motherfucker.

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I came.

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I thought those were called 'brojobs'.

4413737 At least it beats reading any of PegaSisterPrincessLily's stories.

“Applejack,” Movie Master presented with a spin of his arm like a firework pinwheel, “this is my creator Dayvid. He comes from another universe where we’re all just characters in a television show, and I’m a made up character of his!”

Oh c'mon, without explicitly being told he knows how to spell that name, and Dayvid can't uncannily hear how the name is spelled? Totally broke my immersion, only one mustache.

Okay 4 more

4415334 You realize that she is hated here but on fanfiction she is much better? And she is my sister so... No matter how bad it is... FUCK OFF!!!

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You realize that she is hated here but on fanfiction she is much better?

That's because Fanfiction.net has no standards for quality. I guarantee you that I could whip my flaccid dick against a keyboard until I came up with 1,000+ words, and the average Fanfiction user would laud it as one of literature's greatest achievements.

Making it big on Fanfiction.net is like being the smartest kid with Downs Syndrome: you might not be as retarded as the other retards, but at the end of the day, you're still a retard.

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I guarantee you that I could whip my flaccid dick against a keyboard until I came up with 1,000+ words

You want to know how much I love you? I spent ten minutes proving your point. I spend all evening getting drunk as shit (completely unrelated), and then I came home, saw this comment, and spent ten minutes literally banging my flaccid penis against my keyboard. This is what I came up with (1K words as per MS Word 2K13) -

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I personally think it's literature's greatest achievement. You tell me.

lik if u laffed evrytim*clicks likes and favs*

Wow dude, I have not laughed that hard in a minute. Fuckin' A.