Houseguests
Spitfire let her fiery mane hang low as she walked out of the bathroom. Water dripped off her coat and mane onto the floor of her cloud home, but she didn't care. As she sat on her back porch to let her gold coat dry, she watched yet another sunset, anxiously awaiting nightfall. Why she showered before going out flying she didn't understand, but it wasn't like she couldn't get herself clean by flying through a cloud here and there. She thought back to her team's last show. As usual, a particular cyan coated pegasus with a rainbow colored mane was in the front row, cheering louder than the rest of the crowd that came to watch. Spitfire became lost thinking about her. Those fierce magenta eyes, determined spirit, tomboyish attitude. She secretly wanted it all. Spitfire had never really known love. Fillyfoolers weren't accepted in many areas of Equestria. Exactly why was something she didn't understand, but she knew that if she wanted her job she had to involve herself with stallions or nopony at all. "They ought to prefer my being a fillyfooler," Spitfire mumbled. "A mare can't get me pregnant and take me out of a job." While still in this train of thought, Spitfire heard what sounded like a mare screaming in the distance. She looked over in the direction of the sound to see a small dot flying in the direction of her home. The screaming began to get louder. And louder. Suddenly the dot began to take shape and Spitfire was just able to get out of the way before Rainbow Dash crashed into the wall of her home. She lodged herself in the wall just so her head and forelegs were inside Spitfire's home whereas her rear legs and wings were dangling just above the porch.
"Owwww...." moaned Rainbow Dash.
"Umm..." said Spitfire.
"Wanna help me out?" Rainbow asked.
"Sure thing Rainbow Dash," Spitfire replied.
At the mention of her name, Rainbow immediately stiffened and her wings snapped back against her body.
"How do you know my name?! Who are you?! Are you a spy?!"
"Easy Rainbow, it's me, Spitfire."
At the mention of Spitfire's name, Rainbow stiffened again, this time her wings snapping to a fully erect position.
"Sp-Spitfire?! OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH I'M SOOOO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO CRASH INTO YOUR HOUSE AN-"
Before she could go on, Spitfire cut her off.
"Relax Rainbow, it's just clouds. I can fix it up before bed tonight. I'm gonna push you through, alright? I can't do that if you still have your wingboners in the way."
"I-I-umm..." Rainbow stuttered.
"Look, I don't care what you're preferences are, just put 'em down so I can get you through my wall."
"Wait, are you calling me a fillyfooler!?" Rainbow replied angrily. At least it sounded like she was angry. Inside she was terrified. Was it that easy to figure out? Rainbow thought to herself.
"Quite frankly, you're giving me that impression. Not to mention you've seemed the part as long as I've known you. Plus the wingboners kinda give it away."
Rainbow sighed and folded her wings. "Just don't go telling everypony you see alright? A lot of ponies don't tend to tolerate me when they learn about that..."
Without warning, Spitfire kicked Rainbow in the flank and sent her sprawling into her living room.
"What the hay was that for?!" Rainbow screamed.
"The hole in my wall," Spitfire responded nonchalantly as she stepped through the very hole her "guest" had just made.
"You could've been a little softer about it..." Rainbow muttered.
"Make yourself at home," Spitfire said, offering a hoof to Rainbow Dash. Rainbow accepted the gesture, though not without confusion. She opted to keep that to herself. I'm in Spitfire's house. Best not to ruin this, Rainbow thought.
Spitfire took a seat on her couch. Despite her calm demeanor, the pegasus was more nervous than she had been before her first performance with the Wonderbolts. The mare of my dreams is in my home. I can't ruin this, Spitfire thought. For the first time since Rainbow dropped in, the two pegasi directly looked at each other. Spitfire's fiery mane was still wet from her shower, so it hung in a slightly disheveled manner down her neck and around her face. Upon this inspection of Spitfire's very wet and very enticing appearance, Rainbow's wings began to flutter a little. Spitfire had a difficult time keeping check of her own wings. Rainbow was soaked to the bone from her recent collision with Spitfire's wall, and the light reflecting off her her dripping color spectrum of a mane was almost too much to take. After a long, slightly uncomfortable pause, Spitfire spoke up.
"Wanna go flying? A good race should help us dry off." With a challenging tone she added, "Not that you stand much of a chance of course."
At that, Rainbow was on her hooves with her wings spread wide. She had that look of determination in her eyes that Spitfire craved so much.
"You're on Spitfire." She licked her lips in anticipation. A race against the mare of her deepest desires. This was something she always dreamed of.
"Loser buys the drinks!" Spitfire exclaimed as she shot out of the hole Rainbow left in her wall.
"NOT COOL!" Rainbow shouted as she took off after her new opponent. Rainbow had no idea where the hay they were going, but she did know that Spitfire was NOT going to get there first.
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!!!
Now to figure out who DID write this...
~Skeeter The Lurker
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You are very welcome. It took a while, but I finally got his permission.
~SolidFire
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Thank you. Love his work. And him as a person.
I am fairly certain that I have read this somewhere before, I just can't remember it.
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3445343 It's noble, but you know his anonymity is gonna last for maybe a week before some asshat comes in and starts shouting about it, right?
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I know, but I hope that people can respect his wishes. I'll try to remain vigilant for it, but with school and sleep, I know it will slip out at some point.
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I don't have the link. I literally clicked and dragged the original art from the story when I first read it because I liked it.
~SolidFire
3445422 Not a good idea...
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Added the link.
~SolidFire
im so glad this is coming back
Fantastic. I approve of the formatting improvements.
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Thank you kindly.
~SolidFire
YES! yes yes yes yes yes yes YES! i missed this so much when it vanished, and all the other stories in the series.
Why wouldn't he want to be known for writing this? This is a GREAT story!
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Good to see this back up, I was the one responsible for it going live on fanfiction a while back, as well the the thread asking about why it had disappeared
Yes! You, my good sir, have made my whole fing day with this!
I'm glad to see the story back. I really enjoyed this one, as well as the others that he wrote. Any possibility of you putting up the whole series/finishing it? Or is it just gonna be this one?
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Not even a week once this hits the feature box, and it's gonna as soon as all the people who liked the original realise that it's back. But given that his account still exists--even though he doesn't do anything with it--any kind of anonymity beyond his real name is a moot point. His pen name is gonna be common knowledge in no time.
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I will be posting the other stories in this series, but only once I finish up posting this one. And I understand that people will be spreading his pen name, but I am hoping that people will respect his wishes and not say it.
~SolidFire
Thank you... just... thank you.
3472043 Okay so this chapter was a nice start besides the pace of it all the structure was well written and I'm kinda hooked on wanting to read more now, the way Spitfire is written is very entertaining I love it ! ~Alex~SB
They were both thinking I don't wanna ruin it...made me hear something else:
"At least I'm safe inside my mind...At least I'm safe inside my mind."
Also this:
No joke i did facehoof right there pretty badly, but it was hilarious too
It's good to read this story again. This is the series that got me into reading fanfics and is still one of my favorites.
You have my attention!