Cheese Sandwich looms under a street lamp in black leather jacket. His eyes flicker to a pony standing at the drive-thru and sighs heavily. He looks to the audience and says...

He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger...
And I might like a milkshake as well."

She said to him, "I can't give you either."
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"

She said,"Yes it is, but we're closed now..
But we open tomorrow at 10."

He said, " I am extremely hungry...

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Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 70th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my fourth take on an installment of the VeggieTales franchise: "Esther, the Girl Who Became Queen".

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...the wind and the rain never came.
To call the place beautiful, no one would choke,
Though hard on the hooves, they'd exclaim.

But high in those hills, past the rocks and the rubble,
So high that the clouds were below,
Lived two redneck clans that were nothing but trouble.
As you listen, you'll see that it's so.

Now the clan to the West, that thought it was best,
Wore the name Hooffield like shoes.

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Always fun to watch this every year!

Merry Christmas, my good friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 60th episode analysis, my final one for 2021, and the 3rd installment of this year's "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my first take on an installment of the VeggieTales franchise: "The Toy That Saved Christmas".

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Just thought I'd tell you guys, I'm giving you a few poster pictures for films I plan on reviewing later in time. When I have the time to do so. It won't be in the order its shown, but they are a few films I plan to review for you guys.

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Ahoy, Mateys! And a very Happy New Year to ye too!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer here with another shilling of a review.

Today, for me first film review of 2023, I be given ye scallawags me third take on a member of the VeggieTales franchise: "Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie".

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Ahoy, Mateys!

This be yer jolly film, TV show, and episode reportin' buccaneer here with another shillin' of an analysis.

Today, for the 4th and final installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I be givin' ye scalawags me 2nd take on an installment of the VeggieTales Franchise: "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie".

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