Cheese Is Way Too Attatched · 7:51pm Aug 17th, 2016
Cheese Sandwich looms under a street lamp in black leather jacket. His eyes flicker to a pony standing at the drive-thru and sighs heavily. He looks to the audience and says...
He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger...
And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him, "I can't give you either."
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said,"Yes it is, but we're closed now..
But we open tomorrow at 10."
He said, " I am extremely hungry...
But I guess I can wait until theeeen!"
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh, he will wait for you....
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and Eggs for half price!
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry!
(Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for luuuuunch!
'Cause you're his cheeseburger!
His precious cheeseburger!
Be back for yo-u!
He'll be back for yo-u!
Won't be so long cheeseburger!
Oh, lovely cheeseburger!
Be back for yo-u!
Oh, he'll be back for yoooou....
Cheese's face scrunches up in anger.
Because he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear
You tw-o apart!
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped
Some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you!
Wipe it off for you!
CLEAN THAT DIRTY CHEESE OFF JUST FOR YOOOOOOOOU!
Cheese gives a shaky sigh and flips his hair before closing his eyes.
....You are his cheese...bur....geeeer....
Twilight facehooves off screen.
Next Time: Pizza Angel, starring Pinkie Pie.
This nostalgia pleases me.
*Turns around*
*Goes three feet away*
*Squeeeeeeeeeee!*
-insert nostalgic squealing-
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Have you seen Jimmy Davis' Veggietales videos? They're so funny...
: "I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Manehatten!"
STOP MAKING ME FEEL NOSLTALGIC
Just as long as he's not Trapped in the Drive-Through.
4154891 Yeah, it's great
Best song, followed by second best song! Woo!
Oh my goodness yes Oh the nostalgia. It's too much. I remember playing this one veggietales clip over and over when I was little, and the fact it has Cheese Sandwich of all ponies doing it just makes it all the funnier.
Somepony please make this a video PLEASE!!!!
*sits and starts munching on popcorn*
Please continue.
NOSTALGIA
4154935 Also check these out. These mix satire with original animation to create a work of art: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtS2c4oF3wxeDVl7Pf2CPkzBU_Ewhjfna
4155032 Oh my goodness, this is great
4154921 If he loves that cheeseburger so much, why doesn't he just Eat It?
These things make me smile a lot more then they should. Ah, nostalgia!
I love Veggie Tales! This song used to be one of my favorites!
That was painful song, continue please!