It's too hot so I wrote a story for Living With Twilight Sparkle Is Weird · 6:29am Aug 11th, 2020
Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.
Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.
I don't even know, man...
It's a simplex little thing, but hopefully you won't be sore at me for just giving you something like this while I keep working. Don't expect a rash of new stories until I'm done, even if you're itching for more, okay?
...
I'm not sorry.
Rub-a-dub-dub motherfucker...
I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.
Hang onto your dicks, kids.
I'm still working on that other bigger project too, but I need a break for it while I'm sick. In the meantime, here, let's read about Twilight Sparkle being... weird. As usual. Bleh.
It's short and shitty, just like ME!
There's not much to say. It's dumb and short and I hope it makes some of you laugh a little. I had some free time and wanted to give those of you who read it a giggle. Enjoy.
And if you don't enjoy it?
Get fucked, I don't care, I have wine.
HAH, who has time for sleep when there's writing about ponies to do!?
OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT THING??
Here night owls, have some new LOOTSOO! (Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird for all you plebs.) Hope you enjoy it. It has a little vomit. And a baby.
Because what you needed today was a story about depression, right?
Hah. Hahaha. Haha. Hah.
...it's really not that funny at all. But that's okay. Right?
...right?
Enjoy.
-Pencil