Short Hand: Blue Apples · 7:02pm Sep 10th, 2020
Blueblood: "Shepherd."
Shepherd: "Blueblood! What's up, mah stallion?"
Blueblood: long, tired sigh "Please, don't."
Shepherd: "Wow. This is serious. What's up? Is it war?"
Blueblood: "No. I dare say it is far worse than a mere war."
Shepherd: "So, what is it?"
Blueblood: "..." sigh "I'm in love."
Shepherd: "... Ummm-"
Blueblood: "Not with you."
Shepherd: "Oh thank God."
Blueblood: "But rather, with the Lady Ponyville. And I need your help."