Called an ambulance for my mom. An hour and twenty-six minutes later, they arrive with no clue of why they're there.

Cue me trying my damndest not to lose my patience/go ape shit on these stupid fucks.

Fuck.

Hey all.

So, I got to ride in an ambulance today, as a patient.

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First off, a big thanks to AlwaysDressesInStyle and MSPiper for prereading, and AlwaysDressesInStyle for the coverart.

Sky Sweeper is a fanon name for a canon background pony.

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So, I went to a wedding recently. It's the one time I can show up at a party and not feel obligated to apologize for the choices I make in drink preferences. Steel Reserve you say? Well if it's got reserve in it, it has to be good. Lord knows I needed it to get through this thing.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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