Here I sit on the five year anniversary of when I first joined Fimfic. Wow. The site has changed so much; so have I. This site and the authors have become far more experienced, the stories far more nuanced, the comedy funnier, the drama sadder. We are all growing into true blue writers. 51 stories later, I am amazed and mystified at how much I was able to accomplish as a writer (350k+ words) but how much growing I still have to do. Some day I may re-write WestBoro in Equestria, My British Pony,

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

I attempted to explain to my mom what memes were...
I think she's just more confused now

Hello everyone, I know it's been a long tie with this but the ongoing story is back with a new chapter after ending on that literal cliff hanger last time.

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Hello everyone, so here we are with the start of the real story you've all been waiting for, after the rough start and changes we're finally here with new ground after the twist its been stuck at for some time now.

Find the new chapter here if you're interested!

Thanks for reading!

To anyone out there, waiting in the void, I have good news.

Go find yourself a calendar or diary, or use the calendar on your phone. Count the days and weeks until June 16th.

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Hello, my lovelies. If you've not yet seen it, we have an interlude up for Star Trek: Phoenix written by my editor, Vic Fontaine. It features a couple of characters we haven't seen for a long while.

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>read a message wrong

Dislestia is -1000000/10

>send message

^me tho

>realize what was sent

>delete message

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[1:26:11 AM | Edited 1:28:55 AM] KittyKat Noote: it's come to the point where i own a super productive town that can
[1:26:24 AM] KittyKat Noote: - bribe off any changeling invasion away with the sheer amount of bits
[1:26:47 AM | Edited 1:40:43 AM] KittyKat Noote: - my townsfolk are rolling in so much food and bits that they donate a lot of surplus food and bits to me and spend most of their day having sex

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We pick up now from the previous chapter on Nicktoons. We now head into the 2000s for Nickelodeon.

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*See everyone's lives going to hell.*
Welp.
*Sits at table and grabs a drink.*

I am surrounded by fire, like there's a major fire right next to our town, and more major fires semi close to us in every direction. The smoke is thick as fog, you can always smell it. Street lights at night aluminate it and it's impossible to see anything in the horizon. We have these nice, big hills about 4-6 miles away from the town, can't see em.

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My final for my online psychology class is (due) tomorrow, and my other online classes have their finals due next week, too, so after that, NO MORE COLLEGE WORK... For the rest of the year.

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Not sure if this'll reach many people but I figure it's worth a shot. Hi! I know that a long, loooooong time ago, I was sharing some details on my game project. It started here, but continued in different ways and for

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How have you guys been? My day has been pretty awesome and sober! This morning, I woke up and went to a workshop to start my college applications. When I got home, I continued to read a book. Reading isn't always my cup of tea, but I can enjoy a good book every once in a while. Plus I feel obligated to read it since a good friend lent it to me over a year ago and I never returned it... (twilight oops I think a :twilightohshit: would be

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Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

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.......... my mornings are hell and sore.