FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT
*Sighs* and I just cleaned my toilets today too, now they may get dirty again depending how much this ep makes me feel like puking.
DUEL!!
LIFE POINTS: 8000
Heh, I was right... Fluttershy doesn't seem to be able to knit too well (Just like I portrayed in Starfleet Season 5)
-No damage
So, the DuckKing is “reviewing” episodes that have been leaked by the Russians. Which screws over my review scheme, cause I want to mock him, but I am also not going to spoil anything till the episodes aired. So over the next days, I mock his "reviews" and just post my regular reviews up on saturday and sunday.
Lets go for it now.
I'm going for it...
With the words of Shia LaIdiot: JUST DO IT!
The only ep that was leaked I didn't watch in advance, oh well. (Still has to be watched so I can study the show, know what I don't like about it so I'll know what to do to convert it into My Starfleet verse) Even though it sickens me, gotta bite the bullet!
May as well have some com-room music while I'm at it...
THE PARENTS MAP
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"WHY AM I YELLING?!"
THE MEAN SIX
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"The MEAN six" Hmm... sounds interesting, (As you can see... it's not CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT that's caught my attention)
CHRYSALIS!! Hmmm... this could be the start of something very nasty.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-No damage
FAME AND MISFORTUNE:
Well, for one thing, I think the real reason that journal is ratty and dirty is because, all those friends lessons were all PATHETIC from Day one, and the only thing I've learned from that crap called a book... is what I don't want to be like.
But I do like the way Rarity and Pinkie get burned... especially because maybe certain riflers and mockers can learn that "Words Hurt"
To Change a Changeling!
Pharynx... He was pretty much the best part of the episode, until he gave into the feelings of love and transformed. That's another automatic fail. (And he was doing so well too)
At least he called Starlight and Trixie losers for reforming, and Trixie and Starlight messed up again by leading the malwurf to the hive.
I don't know if these spoilers about Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi are true or not, but they are horrible. Watch them at your own risk. But if they are true and you still applaud for this movie, this is what people like me will say "Is this how the entertainment industry dies, with thunderous applause?"
FLUTTERSHY LEANS IN
I don't believe it myself, but I'm actually going to give this episode the highest I've ever given any episode (Even higher than Amending Fences which scored 6/10)
-Dr. Fauna is finally NAMED on screen! (Dr. Fauna's head is what I used to create Dr. Penny Sillon)
http://dakari-king-mykan.deviantart.com/art/MBPSFM-Doctor-Penny-435163628
She happens to be my favorite female civilian in my Starfleet franchise.
"Take a shot for... just... take a shot. Any shot." - joshscorcher
Take a shot for every "who." Also, do you guys prefer background music or no? - joshscorcher
Copied from the comment I left on Dr Wolf's review of Princess Spike:
HEARTH'S WARMING CLUB
Huh! Christmas in the summer. Well, it's not unheard of, and hey... even YTV is showing CHRISTMAS SPECIALS like Home Alone and ELF in August, a Holiday's in the Summer thing. Then again movies and shows are JUST THAT meant to be watched WHENEVER... not really restricted to holidays only.
Still... I must stay true to my protocol and torture these NAUGHTY creatures. (Even if I HAVE no reason to hate them, hate them anyway)
Happy Porgsgiving 2017 
Told ya I’d have this ready soon.
After much consideration of the order and which ones had the most valuable morals aimed at the target audience, I've managed to narrow it down.
Here are my picks for the top 15 best episodes of the show. And after this countdown, I'll move onto the best and worst show characters next.
HONORABLE MENTIONS
I just had lunch, let's see how much of it I lose...
COMMON GROUND
LP: 8000
Saying somepony to a pony... I can let slide
-No damage
sniff-sniff, I smell a bozo here, pretending to be something he's not...
-200 points,
LP: 8000 -----> 7800
Hmmm... a spoiled, bratty filly too...
I can't stand those kind
-200
LP: 7800 -----> 7600
Well, time to bash these losers some more, (This is what people get for hashing on characters and their supporters that I supported long ago before I wrote fanfiction)
LP: 8000
She's starting to sound like Rarity and a bit of Fluttershy. That's not character depth to me, that's stupidity. (Kind of depth I refuse to tolerate)
I don't care if you don't care. My world, my rules... and I say...
-200
Heh-Heh-Heh... I love it when they're leaked (Saves me time)
LP: 8000
Well, well, Pinkie feels a bit unaccomplished eh? Well, I know the feelings, but I don't care about it (Accomplishments mean nothing to me unless I'm pleased with them) Besides, I already accomplished enough to not want much more from it anyway. (I'll mention in another blog)
Blasted Uploaders, why can't they just load the whole ep instead of 1 minute parts each time and NO MISSING CLIPS. (I'm starting to think these are half leaks)
Ah well...
I'll still complain...
LP: 8000
The sisters inferring? What's with this?
-No damage (Yet)
Well, well, rush of a adrenaline (If that's how it's put)
-No damage at all.
Though in my Starfleet series everyone helps out WHEN and only WHEN it's needed desperately.
Just watched the new episode, andRemember this blog post?
Yeah bathe in my glory... I WAS RIGHT!
IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF RGHT NOW IM NEVER RIGHT!!!
So happy and proud of the writers, they finally got their marks!
Song Ratings From Favorite to Least:
1. Seeds of the Past
2. Luna's Future
3. Say Goodbye To the Holiday
4. Pinkie's Present
5. Hearth's Warming Eve Is Here Once Again
Episode 10 is live and ready for consumption! Let us know what you think in the comments and don't forget we have a discord thats up and coming! See me for an invite! :D
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/352582/11/equestrian-city/episode-10-first-encounters
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