THE PARENT MAP (Review) · 7:23pm May 5th, 2018
The only ep that was leaked I didn't watch in advance, oh well. (Still has to be watched so I can study the show, know what I don't like about it so I'll know what to do to convert it into My Starfleet verse) Even though it sickens me, gotta bite the bullet!
May as well have some com-room music while I'm at it...
THE PARENTS MAP
LIFE POINTS: 8000
"WHY AM I YELLING?!"
-Because your cutie mark is glowing, and you're a dork, and I'll dock points because you annoyed me with your attitude and cutie mark (I hate cutie marks)
-200
Sunburst: "You can't do that! Just because of some petty happiness I feel, you can't just take points off."
LIFE POINTS: 8000 ----> 7800
Mykan: "I just DID! Question me again, and it'll 1000... and just because "I don't like you or the way you act as a character most of the time."
-Spike's boasting: I can't say I like it for sure, but the only positive thing I like about it is the fact I can use that to my advantage. People keep whining and bitching THAT is how is my Starfleet ponies behave when THEY DON'T. (they don't boast like Spike did, and they don't bully other ponies)
I think I'll do this just for the hell of it...
Twilight: "I'm telling you, we can solve this a better way instead of fighting the monsters. If ever going to be on the force you need to start trusting me."
Lightning: "You're NOT part of the force, not yet anyway, and if you keep it up with this attitude of yours, you never will be. I've had much more experience in these fields than you have. So the next time I tell you something is too dangerous or can't be solved that easily, even with friendship...
...TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!!"
So, I won't damage Spike for this.
-No damage.
Oh Changes of the worst kind, like on the last episode of Teen Titans. Some changes I CAN stand, but changes like these (That rob you of what you know and love and replace it with nothing but stupidity, pain and hate) This is disgusting!
Now my Teen Titans anger is triggered off too!
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 7800 ----> 6800
Hmm, I'm guessing Starlight's dad is voiced by Adam Reid.
-No damage.
Hmmm, fighting over development, and changes, and disagreeing about friendship... Now THAT'S an improvement.
(I only consider what I LIKE improvements. When characters act or do things I don't like or don't approve of... it's NOT an improvement to me, it's a disgrace, and only worthy of my scorn!)
(Same goes for LIFE as well... if I don't like it... then it's NOT an improvement to me, just the opposite!)
-No Damage (For doing WHAT I CONSIDER AN IMPROVEMENT for once)
"In the future... all ponies will DRINK their fruit" Bad idea, and not healthy. Many people used to believe (From what we saw in sci-fi) that our future foods would taken in protein pills or all that stuff. But food scientists have discovered that it's not just the NUTRIENTS of food we need, but our bodies also need BULK (The solid stuff that food is made up) it helps build up our bodies and gives us more strength.
So the food of the future will pretty much be the same as it is today.
Since Stellar Flare is taking change too far (Which already sickens me) but she's endangering future health as well (You can't get through your days just DRINKING fruit juice. You need to EAT actual fruit as well.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 6800 ----> 6300
Even Starlight's father is taking preservation way too seriously. Like I said, SOME changes I DO trust, but even I know that some things can't stay exactly the same forever... JUST... SOME... THINGS.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 6300 ----> 6100
*Sighs* Friendship is blooming again in a way I don't like. Sure, it's a good thing to try and help each other some times, but I prefer to stick to Seth MacFarlene's song.
-200 (Because the ponies are annoying me)
LIFE POINTS: 6100 ----> 5900
Stellar is really being a lughead... She's NOT LISTENING (Just like the idiots who are probably;y mocking this NOW never listen)
Here's a good RECENT example.
"He's [Mykan] even got a story where Celesto owns his own space-staition. Is HE THAT (BLEEPING) RICH?!"
Real Deal: Celesto does not own a space-station. In Rainbow Rocks he is a former astronaut, and was called out of retirement to do work on THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE-STATION (Work that only he could personally do himself)
I mean really... these people not listening really makes me wish I could belt them upside the heads! (They've given me no reason NOT to)
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5900 ----> 5400
Okay, much as Firelight's attitude towards Starlight is cute... it's WAY annoying, and he's STILL not listening.
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5900 ----> 5200
*Sighs* Stellar just lost more points for STILL not listening and now she's behaving like TWIT-LIGHT SPARK-LESS!!
-200
LIFE POINTS: 5200 ----> 5000
SERIOUSLY!! I'm as annoyed as Sunburst by those ponies and their terrible act to make up a problem.
-500
LIFE POINTS: 5000 ----> 4500
(Score's getting low)
START... A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM!!!!! I didn't think I couldn't possibly find a pony outside the Mane 6 whose is dumber and more annoying than all 6 of them combined... BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE!!! Stellar!! (Ought to make her watch "Lesson Zero" when TWIT-LIGHT tried to pull a stunt like that)
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 4500 ----> 3500
"WE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP!!"
There ya go! That's an improvement! Finally driving it to them straight, and they deserved that. (I think I could use this for Darkness of Dimensions)
Beast Boy: "The city was doing fine BEFORE all these stupid changes! Now, you've cost the city it's soul, and I want no part of it!"
Davis: "I have told you before, I don't want a girlfriend, so STOP SETTING ME UP ON BLIND DATES!!! I DO NOT NEED YOU PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE!!!"
Things like that...
-No damage
Oh, boy... here comes the sweet stuff THAT I DON'T LIKE (got my barf bag ready)
Much as it's understandable, I disagree with Starlight...
"I know I've made some mistakes, and I'll probably make a bunch more. I think that's what growing up is"
That's barely 10% of what growing up is to me. Learning is just ONE thing, but everything that goes with it is HELLFIRE to me...
-Losing things you loved, to be replaced with nothing
-People around change into such rude, grouchy, abusive characters you don't ever want to see again.
-Make one mistake, and it'll haunt you for the rest of your life
-No sense in trying to make up for it... the people don't give a damn (Which is why I'm starting not to give a damn myself. Why should I give the mercy no one's ever shown me"
-1000
LIFE POINTS: 3500 ----> 2500
FINAL SCORE: 2500
UGH!! (So not liking this episode) so far this is the worst one of the season with the lowest score.
Sunburst: "you really need to stop being so petty with us!"
Mykan: "Why should I? Everyone else is more pathetically petty with me, and don't listen. They'll get none of it in return."
Starlight: "I think you should learn to open yourself up. Accept change, and try to improve your life"
Mykan: "I thought I had already said, if I don't like it... it's not an improvement, and I will scorn it. Maturity does not equal or garuntee happiness or success. Remember that..."
Sunburst: "Look you've got to stop being like this, you've got to learn to let go and move on... just like other people do, and even the character you--"
Mykan:
"
*The ponies walk off in disgrace*
4854263
That's because to me... THEY ARE NOTHING (Sunburst and Starlight)
4854268 Ya. Keep telling that to yourself dude. Always letting off steam on the ponies. At least I let my steam off when I play Stellaris, want to know why?
4854269
Never heard of it...
and playing video games doesn't relieve my steam (it enhances it)
Well then let me introduce my favorite of the Stellaris games.
Well with the dlc apocalypse, I can use a colossus to blow up planets.
4854274
I see...
...Pass
4854278
Eeyup and that's fine.