Come to think of it, why did Starlight even have a secret passage way? Did she expect her citizens to revolt or for someone to attack the village eventually? If so, that makes her the smartest villain in the series so far. However,
I am immensely disappointed that not one character yelled this out after her escape:
Hey guys, it's me. Sorry this one took so long, but I hope you enjoy! Just a quick note: I make several jokes about communism, but to my communist followers, please realize that they are directed at the tyrants who abused the system, not those who use it. I simply dislike the system, and this episode gave me plenty of opportunities to make such jabs. If it's any sort of consolation, I'll quite happily do the same to capitalism when I eventually review Rainbow Rocks. Anyways, without
I officially despise the brony community. The tales of "love and tolerance" is a myth. If you dare speak you'll be called retarded and autistic while be attacking. Fuck the bronies.
So my friend CK, with whom I do the podcasting, has redesigned her website and included a dedicated section for me/brony stuff. Which was really very cool of her. It's got my twitter feed, links to pony/geeky events I'm going to (or wish I was going to, so you should go to them in my place!) and some of my favourite channels/artists within the fandom (she even got some Youtube videos embedded using some kind of web-technomancy). It's cool to have a space to collect all that stuff, and I'll most
...Mwahaha, hahaha, ahaha!
CYNICAL...
Ahaha, ahahaha, mwhahaha...
CYNICAL!
What? I was mid evil laugh!
YOU'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A WEEK! GET UP AND MAKE A REVIEW ALREADY!
Fine. Okay, Sweet Apple Massacre? No. Fallout Equestria? Too long. A clop fic? Oh Hell no. Hmm... I wonder what Double Rainboom is...
OH CRAP, UM, NO! ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE TO REVIEW?!
Too late! The hype train has already started a-rolling! See you in half an hour!
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! As I've made abundantly clear, Rainbow Dash is my favorite character of the show. So today, I have a Dash episode to review! It's from season 4, so it should be amazing! Queue the theme song while I go watch it!
ONE VIEWING LATER...
-_- Derpy, get the booze. I'm going to need them for this review.
... I hate this thing. I hate it more than anything I've reviewed. Yeah, I hate it more than The Crystal Empire. Yeah, I hate it more than Cupcakes! I even hate it more than Rainbow Factory, that's how much I hate it! If someone made a power plant that's powered by hatred, my hatred for this video alone could power the entire multiverse for the next billion years! Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I really don't want to review this.
A totally relavent review of a four year old laughing stock of a game after two years of no reviews from me. This'll go great.
Well, I'm about halfway through Unity's main questline, completed the DLC, and have reached the maximum level, so I think it's fair to give a review.
Going to be doing some Streaming tonight. please feel free to join me.
https://www.twitch.tv/griffinstorm1337
Hello ladies and gentlemen of the Brony community, It's been a while since I've been on here and I'm sorry for those who have been waiting for the next chapters of the pony and the wolf, butI've really occupied and distracted I guess.
Finally, after waiting for a year or more (depending on when the news released to each person) the My Little Pony movie finally hit the theaters on October 6, 2017. What A fantastic movie I must say. I saw it the night before with a friend, and then saw it another 5-7 times with friends in our local state brony groups. After seeing it a few good times, I have an astounding blog review of the movie.
OK MAGGOTS HERE"S THE SCOOP:
You see this guy?
(dat boi) ---> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWkIpcwuvvJ7co_E00nKS3g
His parents found out he's a brony and, apparently, they were none too pleased.
They want him to stop being a brony, but they made a deal that if his next video (Saturday, March 11th) can get over 400 views in two days, they'll not only let him stay a brony, they'll help him get to BronyCon.
[Note: Hey guys, sorry this episode's late. Both Spideremblem and I were having holiday vacations. Also, storyline.]
WARNING: This blog post contains M-rated content in the first paragraph. Skip if you're below 18 and/or you don't like to lose your innocence.
A Non-Tim Burton Picture
The Cynical Brony Presents
SORCERERJUICE
The Monsters
(A lighter illuminates the darkness)
???: We unleashed something terrible on October 31st, 2015: A demon
(The light grows brighter, revealing Earth)
???: The demon took hold of one Sorcerer M. Crainus, an old friend and rival of mine.
(Light grows so large that it engulfs the miniature Earth)
???: Through three trials, I would work to remove those demons. These are…
Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to!
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... It's been a while, hasn't it? Anyways, today I'm going to be reviewing one of the most controversial episodes of the entire show. Not for its story, or its message, mind you. It's controversial for one single scene... let's review The Last Roundup.
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Joke Theme Song:
In the not to distant future, in XXXX A.D
There was a guy named Cynical,
Rather different than you or me!
He worked for a bunch of Mafias,
But no-one really cared because
He did a good job f*cking up the place
but no-one really liked him so they shot him into space!
(You bastards!)
Luna: We send him crappy fan fics-
Celestia: The worst we can find! Lalala!
He'll have to sit and read them all
as we monitor his mind!
[Note: The blue lines are Dash's.]
Ah, back again! Hey Derpy, where are you? Derpy? Huh. Well, she'll be back. In any case, I managed to get Dash. It's surprising how easy pegasi are to knock out. Hey, Dash!
...huh? How'd I get here...?
The defense has spoken! She has nothing to say, and so we can proceed to sentencing!
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