finally! after all this time, I’ve updated! Check out the new chapter, Gryffindor Vs Slytherin!

Hi everyone!
don’t read this if you haven’t read the first day(Part 2)I killed Sunset off straightaway because she doesn’t play a major role.
If you would like me to change this, please comment below or to the story or send me a PM.

Also, there are references to the other HP books.

In retrospect, it makes sense.

For a wand, I got black walnut with unicorn core, ten and three quarter inches, unyielding.

IDK how much you guys really care. You may go on with your lives.

Our coverage of "A Scary Story" and its sanctioned sequel has concluded. Begin enjoying.

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So, um. Yeah. Last week. That happened.

This week is a BIT more in our wheelhouse. Of course, no October would be complete without a clumsy FNAF crossover, so here's one on the house.

I don't know how Harry Potter and Star Wars were allowed to coexist, but the fic's done. Congrats.

This first riff of the new decade puts to rest (for now) "Three of Me: School Society." At long last, we can move the fuck ON.

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We have officially shuffled this shuffle. Enjoy.

This week is a "celebration" of the end of the Skywalker Saga with a cringefest of a crossover. Good fucking luck, y'all.

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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1st reading: Snape whyyyyy *cries eyes out*
2nd reading: Snaaaaapeee
3rd reading: I feel strangely indifferent tbh

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