One year ago today, I was unemployed, down on my luck, and was still depressed while trying to get my medication straightened out and some of my behavioral quirks in check. However, I just so happened to be desperate enough to turn to that cartoon for little girls that I used to watch when I was just starting high school since it used to make me smile when I needed it most, regardless of how retarded I thought I was for actually enjoying a kids show. I got through a few episodes and decided to

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Dear fans and casual readers of A Thief's Tale: Road To Redemption, I, as of like, two minutes ago, have five months worth of chapters in my backlog, and the next chapter isn't even slated to be posted until I have my long weekend off, which means that I'll most likely be adding another chapter to said backlog. Ride the hype train.

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I don't know how long this bout of minor block is going to last, but it's been going on since I got Light Sprint's Little Problem published. It's killed my momentum with A Thief's Tale so I'm going to extend my usual release schedule from every four days to a week to help me maintain a decent release schedule. It'll slow down further once I get a job, but as it is right now, I'm just not feeling it as much as I once was. There are still events and things that I have planned and I

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As it is, I've already got an editor and I read through my own shit after they do their thing, but things are still slipping through the cracks and it's killing me on the inside when I read through a chapter and 'find' missing words, fucked up capitalization, or odd spacing/punctuation. If you're a bit of a Grammar Nazi or just paid/pay decent attention in school, feel free to PM me or comment on this shit.

Chapter 25 isn't going over too well. Maybe it's just too damn long. I prefer to read long chapters, but I realize that not everyone feels the same way. I'll try paring them down to 30k instead of shooting for 50k, but I like writing so I do it a lot. Sometimes it just so happens to take me on a longer journey than expected

I also realized that the inspiration for all of my longer chapters hasn't even written one above 30k yet, so fuck me

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So I currently have an Editor who's caught up on everything, one who's currently catching up, and myself. Thing is, I suck at editing my own work, and the other guys have hectic schedules, which is why I might get a chapter written in the course of a few days if I'm lucky, but wait until the release day to actually put it out. There are other factors in that, but editing doesn't need to be one of them, yeah?

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25 is going to be a slogfest, fellas. At 40,000 words, the place I want to end the chapter is probably much further ahead. I wish you the best of luck when reading it, and hope to get it out soon.

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Based on what people have told me, I'm a decent editor. So much so that I could probably charge for my services. Nothing much, I don't think, but having a neat little side deal to make some dough is a fun idea.

I'm thinking of starting around $5 per chapter, which feels like a decent starting price.

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I don't know if I'm going to do a milestone or anything for the event, but I do know that I'm hype for it. I thought the story would be closer to ending by now, but shit just doesn't seem to be slowing down all that much as I write. Maybe it'll close sometime in the Seventies, but for now, it's not looking like it's ending before we hit another 500k words. It'll be nice to have A Thief's Tale done, but I don't know. I've enjoyed the journey to get to this point so much, I might just

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First things first: Fucking finally. I've been waiting for this moment for too fucking long.

On another note, my work schedule is fucking weird. I'm on a 12 hour swing-shift that means I work two days, have two days off, work three days, off two days, work two days, then off three days. Get it? I don't, but that's not important.

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There are spoilers in that shit. If you haven't read Lupa's Quest, I suggest you do so now rather than later. Chapter Thirty-Four should be up within three to four days of this post, and Lup's quest in its entirety is shorter than most of my chapters, so make of that what you will.

In other news, exercise is hard. Muhshithurt.

As Always, Don't Fuck Wolves

Stay Cool, Kids

It only took me an hour and forty-five minutes to dig through the archives and get my number, but I managed to get everything out of gdocs and loaded up. As of Chapter Seventy-Two, A Thief's Tale is 3,784(ish) pages long. I made sure to get all of the longer chapters, but there may have been some that slipped through the cracks, so there's a 20ish page deviation there.

Not exactly a big deal

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Don't let today's story slip past you unnoticed.

The Thief and the Princess
[Slice of Life][Thriller] • 3,252 words

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Fans of A Thief's Tale, I have come to a conclusion. I'm hype af to share with you that The War will not be the ending arc. Nah fam, I'm not ready for the journey to end. There will be another arc on top of the wind-down/Epilogue, so let's see how far that gets us.

When do you guys want to get chapters for Road To Penance? I was thinking Friday nights, but I don't know when most people prefer to read, so you tell me.

Due to the positive feedback I got from chapter 23 (Put On The Red Light) I'm most likely going to keep it up with the longer chapters. Of course this means that updates will be spaced out a bit more, but I'm hoping that giving you guys plenty to read when I do update will be received better than shorter chapters.

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Story rewrite time!

ETwilight's a thief, because who gives a crap about logic?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Twilight stole a statue and doesn't give a crap about it, 'cause nothing is logical anymore. Rewritten with permission from Evictus' original fic.

• Twilight
• Rarity

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“On the Structure of Hats: A Retrospective”

It's another game of "what's Twilight reading"!

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As of Monday morning when I post Chapter Fifty-Three of A Thief's Tale: Road To

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The Chrysalis fan art I plan to cycle through with all credentials so I don't feel bad, ‘cause I ain’t no theif. I don't steal anything except hearts.

By Koveliana

By Erin Liona

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How Pinkie managed to travel to Dodge Junction, fall into a ravine, join the Beatles, shoot John Lennon for leaving the band for Tree Hugger, and travel to Yakyakistan in one afternoon? Well, accidentally I read Terry Pratchett's Thief of Time recently. Pinkie is simply a very good History Monk... (which also explains the level of schizotech in Equestria – someone apparently put its history back together).