Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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_{Part of the process, of course, is starting.}

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_{because there isn't such a thing as too much breakfast.}

Given that I wrote it about a year ago, I won't be surprised if people don't remember this story I wrote. I was happy with it at the time, but i clearly had stuff to learn about writing - as best demonstrated by sending it in to EqD and having it be rejected.

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If you read The Maretian, you can recognize everyone, or at least guess.

Artwork by Jason "TexasUberAlles" Meador. EDIT: Go comment and fave on deviantArt: https://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Maretian-742144602

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I ain't gonna say that Wanderer D put me up to this. Except maybe he did.

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Holy crap you guys are awesome and I love you all

Thanks for following my horse stories and horse words and stuff and never stop being you okay

Time for DANCE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Twenty One Pilots

You say things with your mouth
Cobwebs and flies come out
I hear a second voice behind your tongue somehow
Luckily I can read your mind
Flies and cobwebs unwind
They will not take you down
They will not cast you out.

Dear friend, here we are again pretending
To understand how you think your world is ending
Sending signals and red flags in waves

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Aaaaaaaaaaand right off the bat, it's incest. Welp, I don't want to start refusing stuff right away, and as far as I can tell this isn't a crackship - I know a fair amount of people who are into this, actually, so I'm going to give it my best shot.

_{Next-level this, basically.}

Name: TwiShine (Twilight Sparkle x Shining Armor).

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Yo, I don't know if you heard about it from here or from here or from your friends, coworkers, enemies, frenemies, or whereall else, but Jinglemas is 5 days away!

It should really be fun this year! We've got more people than ever before and a truly excellent admin this year!

Hope to see you all there!

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Bad news out of the way first: I'm not going to be contributing a story to the Ancestral Tribute contest. This isn't to say that I didn't have one in the works - It's got 3k words put into it, as well as a completed structure. But after recent events, which for the sake of personal privacy I don't feel like elaborating on, I no longer feel comfortable with continuing it. Maybe I'll work on it at some point in the future, maybe I won't. If nothing else, though, I'm not going to delete it

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So, yeah. Jingleclop is alive again! Two seasons later. But honestly, spacing it out means more delicious fun throughout the year, and what's summer without a little sauce?

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So this is now a thing. I can't promise it's good, but I've spent a moderate amount of time on it, so hopefully it's not terrible.

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In case you guys didn't know, Professor Plum wrote an article a few days ago about how life could use a bit more positivity in it. Honestly, I'm inclined to agree with that - and when i say "inclined to agree," I mean "Holy crap I'm really thankful somebody is making a post like this."

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Hey, guys! Remember when I said in my last blog?

Hence, why some of you guys probably noticed me jotting stuff down onto a piece of paper. That was a regular occurrence in Quills and Sofas when I couldn't think of anywhere else I needed to be or anything else that I had to do at the moment, and was subsequently busy letting my idle hands be the devil's playthings.

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Otherwise known as "Letting Petri talk is a bad idea"

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Is it just me or do movies and properties that don't know if they're going to be any good try to lure you in with peripheral stuff? I mean seriously, how many times have we seen this over the years? From the writer of... is usually a tip off that you're in trouble. Or what about when they put the director or writers name at the beginning? Ladies and gentlemen get ready to scream for "John Carpenter's Roman Fanny Pack," or "Stephen King's Old People in Maine."

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A surprisingly upbeat and chipper film, yet still carrying their trademark biting satire, the Coen Brother's fifth feature was, and still is, a bit of a black sheep in their filmography. Instead of a brooding neo-noir like Miller's Crossing and Blood Simple, or the strange fever dream surrealism of Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy instead takes its cues from the wild screwball zaniness of Raising Arizona, but instead of the quirky outback of Arizona, the

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