Oct

27th

2016

Why God Hates Human Applejack (Or "How to Humanize the Ponies") · 8:31pm Oct 27th, 2016

This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

Report Aragon · 2,157 views · #Commission #also I can't be the only one who sees it as super obvious #that Sunset Shimmer was designed first as a human and second as a pony #and that's what her design is so appealing #I still don't get why y'all wanna fuck her though #I'd rather tap EQG Snails #he looks pretty fuckin' wild

Oct

5th

2017

Soon I'm going to see the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Movie! :D · 2:44pm Oct 5th, 2017

It's almost time..... In a little more than an hour, I will get ready to leave for the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Movie!
It officially starts in cinemas tomorrow, but there is an early Brony Preview here in Austria and I'll be attending it!
I have booked a total of nine screenings of the movie, including the preview today (which includes one screening of the german version, to have seen that one too at least once).

Aug

28th

2015

I now learned why people hate Sword Art Online · 5:58am Aug 28th, 2015

[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

Report Chaotic Note · 697 views · #ok you see the story tag? #yeah now never ask me again about it's relation to SAO #i'm only going to make one reference to the anime but that's all i'll give it #i know the first season was good #but seriously now i don't want to associate my story with SAO any more than I should

Oct

15th

2015

aw shiz i just realized my email actually did work for adding pic · 10:15pm Oct 15th, 2015

turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

Report anonymousjedi · 267 views · #oh yeah my drama class's first production was today #and we didn't totally fail #yay us #but i have a blister from my stupid stilettos #bleh #im only saying this because i know spookysam is like the only one who reads my tags #and four for you glen coco #you go glen coco

Mar

21st

2018

I Winked Yesterday, and Your Mother Can't Stop Thinking About Me · 10:13pm Mar 21st, 2018

So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

Report Aragon · 1,364 views · #So my fucking TV broke in the weirdest way #and at first it would randomly turn itself off and on whenever the fuck it wanted #and you would think it literally can't get more annoying than that #but now it turns itself on #won't turn off #AND keeps increasing its volume no matter what we do #I've seen hell #and it looks like waking up at 2am with the Kardashians speaking so loudly in your living room your walls are shaking #also shoutout to Pearple Prose and MrNumbers #for showing us what REAL poetry looks like

Sep

23rd

2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

Report Silent Whisper · 184 views · #yes this makes no sense #no I don't care #Hell's Belles doesn't make sense but some people still read it #okay so when I said I'd update it every week #I might've misjudged how much school would kick my butt the first few weeks of school #I'm alright now though #and by "alright" I mean I posted something THIS week #we'll see about next week #I hope you're having a wonderful week so far #and I hope something good happens to you today!

Sep

5th

2021

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

Report Silent Whisper · 290 views · #CotS #what could that mean? #... it means that yes there's already a fic on this site with this title #but I've yet to come up with a better one so screw it #also by "this is only the half of it" I'm being clever #because there's a sister fic in the works #but this one's got more written thus far #so it's going out first #and we'll see if anyone likes it #fingers crossed that someone will be excited for it #because I certainly am! #I've never poured this much into a longfic #and I plan to update REGULARLY on a SCHEDULE #so... if you have advice regarding that hmu

Jul

16th

2021

Got a reading for "Tell My Wife I Said Hello"! · 5:40pm Jul 16th, 2021

The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:

Report Silent Whisper · 220 views · #I'm sure many of you have read it #but have you HEARD IT? #If you haven't then I recommend it #it's one of the fics I'm most proud of #and to have Scribbler do a reading? #golly #this was the best surprise I've had all month #truly made my day #btw! Anyone has permission to read my stories or whatever #I should put that in my bio #permission to read aloud my fics or write sequels or whatever #hell if you let me know beforehand you could write a fix-it fic #just... tell me first. Thats a crummy thing to have someone else tell you

Mar

26th

2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

Report anonymousjedi · 428 views · #im rewatching because i watched seasons 1-3ish over a year ago and i dont remember anything #if i remember correctly #a dad hired a dude to kidnap one of his daughters #he had twins and for whatever he hired a dude to kidnap one twin #i think #i dont even know #i guess ill find out #WHO was madness #utter chaos #seriously #ugh the chair had no idea what they were doing #neither did the chair at my previous conference #both times were WHO #WHO stands for world health organization btw #first conference though i was general assembly plenary and the chair was great #strict but great #plus there were like 50+ people and i could hide in the back and pass notes #yeaahhhhh

Mar

24th

2016

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!

Report anonymousjedi · 438 views · #i have no motivation to participate at all tomorrow in MUN i am dreading this conference #ALL THE COMMITTEES HAVE ONLY ONE DELEGATE FROM EACH COUNTRY SO I AM ALONE #ALONE AUSTRALIA IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION #i havent worked in a committee with either of the 2 girls who i'm lowkey gay for #in my first conference i was with the daughter of our MUN club leader and one of my friends who doesn't do MUN anymore #last conference i was with a friend of mine who knows im gay but who im not gay for #and this time im alone #oh well #at least i wont have to worry about accidentally outing myself to the other MUN people from my school who i have no intention of coming out to anytime soon #oh and for future ref i have 6 other peeps in my MUN club #i'm the 7th #theres only one guy #but one of the students who is currently in 8th grade is gonna come to this conference #because he's coming to my school next year and wants to check out MUN #he's p cool #tbh i think he might be bi but im not close enough to him to ask without it being awkward #oh yeah and im out two 3 of the other 6 of peeps in MUN + my friends bro who is the co leader #and i know that lauren (fluffysam) is probably the only one reading these tags #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Why God Hates Human Applejack (Or "How to Humanize the Ponies") · 8:31pm Oct 27th, 2016

Soon I'm going to see the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Movie! :D · 2:44pm Oct 5th, 2017

I now learned why people hate Sword Art Online · 5:58am Aug 28th, 2015

aw shiz i just realized my email actually did work for adding pic · 10:15pm Oct 15th, 2015

I Winked Yesterday, and Your Mother Can't Stop Thinking About Me · 10:13pm Mar 21st, 2018

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

Got a reading for "Tell My Wife I Said Hello"! · 5:40pm Jul 16th, 2021

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

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