Name: Bushwhacker, a.k.a. ???

Species: Changeling. Appears as an earth pony stallion by default.

Approximate Age: ???

Coloration (by default as a pony): Auburn coat, dirty blonde mane

Cutie Mark (by default as a pony): A sledgehammer

Accessories: None

Approximate Voice: Bob Newhart, circa 1960. A sample.

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Next chapter is in progress, but slow-going. In the meantime, I've had this profile ready for a while, so why not?

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Name: Calico Driftwood

Species: Kirin

Approximate Age: Mid-twenties

Coloration: Off-white coat, cream-gold mane and tail, dark gray-blue scales

Cutie Mark: N/A

Accessories: A set of saddlebags. Wears a specially-designed hooded cloak for moving about in public.

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Name: Juniper Leaf

Species: Unicorn mare

Approximate Age: Early sixties

Coloration: Coat, mane, tail and eyes in varying shades of green

Cutie Mark: An isotope, with the electrons replaced by leaves

Special Talent: N/A

Accessories/Clothing: A pair of prescription glasses

Approximate voice: I haven't the foggiest on this one, so whomever you want to imagine for a middle-aged character is fine with me.

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In M.L.G.'s chapter "All Alone In the Moonlight" (a reference to the song "Memory" from Cats, BTW), there was a sequence where First Quarter's memories were being forcibly downloaded into Hazelnut's brain. It's been ten months since I posted the chapter, and I don't think anyone (or at least anyone who's commented on the story yet ()^_^) has caught on to just how serious Quarter's grudge is against Celestia.

I'll cut-and-paste the relevant passage here for your convenience.

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That pretty much summarizes my mental state of the past few days. Constantly tired (half due to not getting enough sleep and half due to my walking regimen), and I can't really think of things I want to write for the story. You know you're having trouble finding things to talk about when your brain fishes for tuna, but ends up with guppies instead.

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Guys, I need to talk to you about something.

First, you probably noticed that a fuck-ton of things on my fic Guardians of the Aura are based and/or references to games, memes, and even other fanfics. If you think that I stole them by using on my fic, shut the fuck up and accept this fact:

NOTHING IS ORIGINAL ANYMORE.

See below the break to understand why I'm saying this.

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Name: Drama Heart. Uses "Burning Salamandra" as her stage name, and as such also answers to 'Sally'. Will also accept "Flaming Salamandra" as an alternative in case ponies forget.

Species: Female unicorn

Approximate Age: Early thirties

Coloration: Dull purple coat, lilac mane and tail with two white stripes each. Eyes are a dark magenta.

Cutie mark: A burning 'tragedy'-type theater mask

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Name: Cocoa Mocha

Species: Earth pony

Approximate Age: Mid-eighties at the time of his death

Coloration: Dark brown coat, gray-white mane and tail (was previously a gold color)

Cutie Mark: [CLASSIFIED]

Special Talent: Unknown

Accessories: Wears a silver locket around his neck.

Approximate Voice: William Afton. That's not ominous at all.

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Chapter's still nowhere near done, but I may as well whip one of these up while I have a few minutes.

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Name: Glintlock

Species: Griffon

Approximate Age: Mid-thirties

Coloration: Dark gray plumage, white and tan fur, with a few light gray marks on his face indicating old scars

Accessories (standard): Stetson hat, shield-type sunglasses with dark lenses

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...I've set up a basic page for M.L.G. over at TV Tropes. Those of you who are familiar with the site and are willing to contribute, feel free to check things out here.

Just wanted to let you all know. >^_^< Take care, and ciao mein for now.

Name: Turkey Bowl

Species: Male earth pony

Approximate Age: Late twenties

Coloration: Red tail and beard. Lacks any real mane to speak of. Light brown coat, dark brown eyes.

Cutie Mark: Navy blue and turquoise Equestrian bowling ball, with a turkey's head in the center

Special talent: Accuracy

Accessories: Wears a light gray jacket.

Voice: Michael Rosenbaum as Wally West.

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Chapter's not close to done yet, but I have enough of it written out that I can update the story. "Glintlock - Part One" should be up within the next few days, provided I can remember to take my flash drive to work tomorrow. ()^_^

Been looking at pictures of Central Park recently. The Glintlock chapters are going to be taking place in M.L.G.'s equivalent to it, and I want to make sure some of the details translate to the printed page properly.

I'm not going to be doing any writing for M.L.G. for the rest of the week. Part of that's because I have a couple days off of work this week, and I want to take this chance to get some much-needed rest (and my work laptop is where I do most of my typing anyway). Another part is that while I was able to find someone able to draw the art piece I had in mind, there's still another person ahead of me on the waiting list. And even though most of the next chapter is done, I don't want to post it

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https://www.tumblr.com/alpssarsis/166470331416/i-was-never-happy-with-my-original-cover-i-have

Summary:

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So, I'm in a bit of a Pokémon hype (Not surprising, since Sun/Moon came out, second generation is being added to GO, and I've been reading Ashes of the Past on Fanfiction.net), and I want to write a Pokémon crossover "parallel" to my fic Guardians of the Aura.

The problem is, I have two ideas for that and I can't decide which one is better.

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So obviously the third story in the Flintlock saga is out. I keep forgetting I have this blog thingy in which I can just rattle on-and-on and really enjoy the sound of my own voice... or typing... whatever.

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First off, the next chapter's coming along despite my life's usual attempts at stalling it. I'm guessing either the 17th or the 20th for the update. As another reminder, it's going to be darker and heavier-handed compared to the previous chapter (something that I never thought I'd say about one of my stories), to the point that I'm going to be adding another red tag. Consider yourself warned.

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Worked this image of Drama Heart (sane) up in the Pony Creator. Had to draw the Cutie Mark separately.

I'm not feeling too good due to the preparations I had to undergo for my visit to the hospital tomorrow, so I'm going to cut this off here for now.

Knowmare. Big. Really big. In space. Guardians of the Galaxy parody. For NATG XIII, day 28: destination.