Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Dear lord above on the glen this film is bad.

1995's Rob Roy is a sluggish, two and a half hour bore fest that drags itself along, driven by a horrifically idiotic and badly put together plot, and acting that, with the exception of John Hurt and Tim Roth, is monotonous and bland.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I’m gonna be giving you guys my take of Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Happy holidays, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for my ninth "Christmas Craze" installment, I'm gonna be presenting to you guys my review on perhaps one of the most underrated Christmas comedies of all-time: "Christmas with the Kranks".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Salutations, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Tim Burton's "Dumbo".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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Aloha, my good friends.

This is your fun-loving film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my second April Fools Day gift to you all, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Jungle 2 Jungle".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 124th film analysis, and the 10th to be on an installment of the Scooby-Doo franchise, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost".

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Come join my groups. Here are four amazing groups that I created that you might be interested in. The Crazy Creators League is a laid back place where you can promote and share your works and shitpost freely in the forum. The Official Modern Disney Haters Club is a place where you freely talk about Modern Disney without getting attacked by Disney fanboys AKA Disneynites and you can also talk about great Classic Disney was in there too. Tim Burton's Batman89/Batman Returns is a place for the

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 40th episode analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Toy Story of Terror!"

Here's the rundown of this Toy Story short:

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My TV Show Rating Score:

5/5: It is an awesome show!
4.5/5: it is a great show albeit not perfect
4/5: It’s a good show with minor flaws
3/5: It’s overall okay/guilty pleasure
2/5: It’s bad but not awful
1/5: Look, up in the sky! It’s super bad!

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And, just like before, I take shameless advantage of torrenting websites and downloaded the DVD Screener to The Hateful Eight. And I ain't one lick sorry.

Quentin Tarantino's eighth feature serves as not only a return to his roots, but also as a deliberately overcharged homage to the hyper-violence of the Italian Giallo film genre, both in subject matter and content.

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Well, Party Fouls has been out for a couple of weeks and has chugged along at the pace I'd expected. It's a lengthy extension of a much shorter story I'd written for a competition. So, if you're interested a link to it is in that first sentence there. There will be other stories popping up here as I try to clear out my cache of stuff that needs finishing so, keep an eye out for those as well. Speaking of finishing apparently

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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