Your idea of an awesome Friday night is to stay at home, take two Aleve, and have a heating pad on your back.

I need a Granny Smith emoticon.

China plz don't act more retarded than you already are.

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3129212/barbie-dreamhouse-adventures-peppa-pig-and-my

Secondary link: https://archive.is/ypLOu

Popular cartoon series such as Barbie, Peppa Pig and My Little Pony are under fire in China after parents complained to a consumer rights watchdog that they contained “inappropriate behaviour”.

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Right, so a quick one today. I’m actually typing this out at 1 AM. Why? Well, because remember a few weeks back when I had a dentist appointment that shoved Being a Better Writer back a few days? Well, I’ve got another one in ten hours (shudder). Which, given my enjoyment of dentists … You saw the “shudder” back there, didn’t you?

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Editing is a curious thing. Almost everyone agrees that it’s something a written work needs to have. But by the same token, it’s one thing that I’ve noticed that, in my time as an author, many people don’t actually agree upon or know much about what it entails. The most accurate consensus I could assemble from what I’ve read and heard from casual writers (not dedicated authors) or the average layperson is that editing is about making a written work better. It’s about fixing the

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Bleck.

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~History of Cinco de Mayo~

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(I made this blog for the cover of my page but i thought this would be very fitting for a "get to know me" kinda thing)
Welcome to this page.........
You probably have no idea who i am and why this idiot just followed you.
I come here for stories. Mainly SoarinDash stories. I attempted to write a story once and it ended in complete failure.

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Oh boy.

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Well readers, I made a mistake. Not a massive one, but a mistake nonetheless. Kind of a relieving one, too, since I'd been waiting for this shoe to drop for a while now (I had to screw up with one of these posts eventually). But I did screw up.

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I know I haven't really done anything in several months, and with my new living arrangements it makes it rather difficult to write at night... or any other time after seven in the afternoon. I'm aware that it is also the third month into the new year; which if I was following my original intention that means that I should be doing a story a month (one-shots mostly) or making some headway on the multi-chapter front, both of which haven't seen anything.

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I'm makin' out with my lady and she's into it.

I'm a goofball so I have a crazy thing come to mind.

I just said 'I want you to come in me', and she burst out laughing saying that was the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Why, when she says it, it's cool. But when I said it, it's funny.

Equal rights!

THE TIME HAS COME! And yes, I almost linked that bit from Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained #82 there. It was … tempting.

Anyway, those of you that have been around for a while will know exactly what this post is for. It’s time … to submit reader-request topics for Being a Better Writer!

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Hey everyone! Welcome back to this week's Being a Better Writer post, which as you may have noticed, is a little late.

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Welcome back, everyone! I'm sure many of you wondered where I was yesterday, since BaBW is primarily a Monday -specific post. Rest assured, all is well. I just had a shift at my other job yesterday that was all day. Didn't seem worth posting once more that I wasn't going to be able to post due to that since I'd already given enough warning that such was going to happen, so I figured most would be okay enough if I left things for today.

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i hate everything its filled with pain none will understand especially snow

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Sorry for the lateness today, guys. I'll see about making these more timely in the future.

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Apologies! I was trying to find if there was some way to schedule postings of new chapters, and during my testing accidentally published the chapter I was using as a test bed.

Suffice to say, apologies, there is no new chapter for Phoenix Dust if you got a notification for it, and I don’t have one planned - I just did a silly thing! Uhm. Have a sheepish Twilight!