We start with China vibes...
...and then the moon falls down, killing everypony.
"Run for your lives!" the pegasus says while flying toward danger
Queen doesn't give a flying feather about the massive loss of life.
Pipp is afraid of getting banished to the moon.
Pegassi gained a new power of bio-electricity?
Ponies are turning into superheroes.
Royal fox? Is the Queen into furries?

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So this week, Season 2 begins with... A bit of a mixed bag, personally. Since our old purple villain is trapped in a tree instead of seeing the light, our heroes confirm that our new purple villain is close to Maretime Bay and... Do nothing about it, hoping she sees the light? Well, to be fair, they alert everyone.

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So this week, the Together Tree that trapped Opaline within its roots didn't envelop as much of the castle as we initially thought.

Then a bunch of clubbing Racoonicorns destroy everything.

So, um, is Opaline like dead now? Because now there's nothing left of the castle or tree.

This show is weird.

This week, I'd like to know where they're getting these numbers.

100 million followers?

Because we all know there's at least 33.3 million ponies each in Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, and Bridlewood.

I had to rewind twice to make sure I saw it correctly.

Yep.

Sparky farted a fireball.

I giggled like mad.

Because I'm mature as fuck.

This week, in order to get a badge that probably just the two of them care about, Sunny and Windy drag their friends into the wilderness.

That'll end well.

This was a pretty decent episode. Glad everypony got in on the insanity.

I'm glad we haven't seen the "get along or no magic" shtick in a while.

Because it's getting old already.

Apart from that, got a few laughs from this one.

This week, we see Posey's hatred of unity continue to get justified, an introvert give into peer pressure, and Sunny continues to be a fucking psychopath.

This week, the Mane 5 have to find pieces of an ancient blanket with images of themselves on it. The only way to get Bridlewood's piece is a musical note puzzle that you always hated in Nintendo 64 games.

Honestly, this episode didn't make a ton of sense, but it's cute, and that's half of TYT's appeal, personally.

I also refuse to believe that earth pony plant magic hasn't been used for tentacle rape fantasies somewhere in Maretime Bay.

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So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?

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This week, the episode isn't named correctly (Eggward Bunny is the previous episode).

The Mane 5 get agonizingly close to the truth, but then everyone but Zipp goes "lol nope".

Despite my opinion regarding My Little Pony: A New Generation, I decided to give the first four episodes of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale a watch. Here is my opinion of each episode:

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This week, the Breezies activate a fortune telling swamp.

This week felt a little like filler, and if you haven't read the comics (raises hand), you have no idea who this new girl is.

This week, this perfectly predictable episode has the Mane Six giving out romantic advice when they have no experience in the subject.

Decent overall.

This week, the Mane Six discover the Rainbow Factory.

/sorrynotsorry

This week's episode is wearing a costume of a 30-minute episode, but in reality it's just 5 minutes with a compilation afterwards.

So this week, Sunny has best costume, Opaline is all "dragon fire blah blah magic blah", and Misty is adorably evil, again.

So this is a day late (on my part).

A plot that most can decrypt from a mile away, Sunny's friends all throw her separate parties. Nothing could go wrong there.

Pony Hawk Pro Skater, anypony?

This week, the shippers go nuts, because mom has a date, and the kids are considerably less than enthused.

This week, we find out how the Mane 5 get the Whinnybago with wings for next week's Winter Wishday special.

And Zipp doesn't like names squished together. So she doesn't ship anypony.