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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Aug
25th
2023

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E59 | Moon Festival (my commentary) · 11:00am Aug 25th, 2023

We start with China vibes...
...and then the moon falls down, killing everypony.
"Run for your lives!" the pegasus says while flying toward danger
Queen doesn't give a flying feather about the massive loss of life.
Pipp is afraid of getting banished to the moon.
Pegassi gained a new power of bio-electricity?
Ponies are turning into superheroes.
Royal fox? Is the Queen into furries?
Izzy is about to see if prisoner jumpsuit clashes with her mane.
If Sunny is a savior, Equestria is doomed. Her priorities are all messed up.
Pegassi wanna be demons?
Zipp is jelly because she gave up on her dreams of becoming a Wonderbolt because she never wants to wear a furtight bodysuit again.

TZipp Wears a Furtight Bodysuit
Zipp is forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable, clingy, entrapping, dumb fabric.
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I haven't even seen Rainbow Dash pull off those acute angles that these pegassi are pulling off, even though she had several cute angles.

(not an acute angle, but definitely a cute angle)

Zipp picks on a fat kid.
"Sunny, you, me, bed, now!"
Forget supercharging magic, ponies are turning translucent!
Zipp, are you trying to protect Equestria or just yourself? You know a few lanterns can't block the moon, right?
Sunny saves a few ponies and lets the rest of Equestria perish.
Zipp is no longer jelly because she managed to steal superpowers from everypony.
At least the ending was good. It ends with death.

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