“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”
“Well, then, I was all like ‘no,’ and then you were like, ’you are!’ And then he was all like, ‘No, but then you are!’ And I was all like, ‘I kind of am.’ So long story short he's kind of my boyfriend right now.”
*Hero and Zenex were playing with their toys*
*Walks an changeling dressed in army fatigues over* “You’ll never beat Private Cuddles!”
“Yes I will!”
*The two continued playing until...*
“Hey! Look, it’s the doll-eyed nymph!”
*They look over*
“What?”
“Heh, yeah. So typical that he’d be playing with baby toys!”
*Whimpering* “W-What...?”
“Hey! Leave him alone!”
“Phaaaaryyynx!”
“Sheesh, calm down, Venom. What do you want?”
“You’re a meateater, right?”
“Uh... yes?”
“Good, then you could help us with the bonfire!”
“Bonfire?”
“Yeah, our cousin’s gonna be there!”
“You have a cousin?”
“Yeah, Kevin! You met him, right?”
Mitchell snuck around the back of the infirmary, looking around. He rounded the corner, before noticing the ling he was looking for. Stinger, who’s face immediately lit up upon seeing the changeling.
“Mitchy!” Stinger said, galloping over and hugging him.
Mitchell grunted, but smiled. “Heheh, hey.” He nuzzled Stinger lovingly. “Were you followed?”
Stinger shook his head. “You?”
“Nope.” He smiled, kissing Stinger’s cheek. “We got entire night to ourselves~”
*sigh* “I feel really bad for Hero.”
“Oh? Why, Venom?”
“He constantly gets referred to as ‘cute’ by everyone to his expense. I can imagine how annoying and embarrassing it is for him.”
“I don’t really think he minds that much.”
“Have you seen him every time it happens? He always denies it, yet others style mess with him and say he is.”
“About time the floor is finally dry! I swear we’re gonna get them this time...”
“Venom, I understand that you’re mad... but aren’t you taking this a little too seriously?”
“How am I taking this too seriously? They hurt you!”
“No, they didn’t.”
“Yes, they did!”
“No... they didn’t.”
“Okay, do we have everything? Flammable liquid, fire extinguisher? Spiny, do you have those chemicals ready?” Venom asked as the two changeling brothers walked down the staircase leading into a lower room. Their older brother followed behind them with a curious expression.
“Remind me what is going on here…?”
“We volunteered to style your mane, of course! Not only is it probably filled with glass from our trip to the beach, but it’s probably doused quite a bit from the ocean.”
“Hey, Venom? Could you help me with something?”
“Hm?”
“I uh... have this weird urge to do something stupid.”
“Okay, do Pharynx then.”
Zenex looked at Hive. “Hivey, can’t we just... call this off?”
Hive looked over. “What? Why?”
“It’s stupid! We’re only destroying our friendship with Scorch and Flutters!” Zen said.
“Zenny Boy, we can win this! All we need to do is—”
Zen grabbed his crowbar and pounced.
Hive looked over. “What the—”
Crash!
“Ahh! Zen! Ow, stop it! Ahh!”
Stinger looked at Hive, who was covered in bruises. “Um...”
“Not. A. Word.”
by Arwhale
Summary: On their special night in before a long holiday weekend, Vapor Trail and Sky Stinger try some new tea. Some new, special tea.
A most welcome surprise ensues for the both of them.
“Augh, I just do not get this book!”
“What now, Venom? Let me guess; Chrysalis never taught you how to read?”
I didn’t even ask for it, but look what I woke up to:
It’s… um…
I’ll let you guys be the judge of it.
Recently, Stinger had been looking into dating. He soon found a mare named Silver Thread and she was nice. She knew how to cook, helped him keep clean, and even knew a few things about medicine. Despite all this, she found herself jobless, and usually relied on Stinger to help, as well as personal items she wanted.
“So what do you think? Sleeves aren’t too long? Colors don’t clash?”
Griff finally looked up from his seat after what felt like an eternity. Venom took a sip from his paper cup, staring back with stars in his eyes. He’d picked up a soft-colored hoodie with some slim-fit sweatpants.
“Hm… looks good on you… aren’t you hot in that? It’s like, eighty degrees out there.”
“Well, it’s like, below zero in here! I can see my own breath!”
“Probably because it smells like Berry Punch.”
Dagger sat a table, anxiously waiting for his blind date. He had a rose bouquet tucked away, planning to give it to the date. Granted, the thorns were still in, but it was wrapped, so the thorns wouldn’t poke them.
Soon, a reformed changeling sat down.
He looked up from the menu. “Oh hello— SNAPDRAGON?!”
The changeling immediately looked over. “Oh no... not you.”
Dagger sighed, looking at her. “Well... we’re here now... let’s just... try and make it work...”
“Hey, Scarab? I need to ask you a complicated question.”
“Sure thing, kiddo. What is it?”
“See, Griff has been married to Metamorphosis for quite a while now, so that makes him Thorax and Pharynx’s other dad, correct?”
“Of course it does. Why wouldn’t it?”
“And you’re Griff’s dad, so you’re practically Thorax and Pharynx’s grandfather, right?”
“Seriously, man, what is up with you? Why did you treat Mel and Bez like that?”
“I mean, I’ve lost the will to care, but whatever.“
“But... you were—” Venom sighed, before muttering under his breath, “I’m telling Pharynx about this...”
Hivehunter laid in an infirmary bed, Stinger and Blue standing over him.
“Will he be okay, Sting?”
“There’s only one way to wake him up from his coma...”
Blue’s eyes widened. “No...”
“Yes...”
Blue held Hive’s tongue out while Stinger held his jaws. “Ready?” Sting asked. Blue nodded. “Okay.”
Clamp!
Hive’s eyes shot open.
“FU—!“