Aug
2nd
2021
Family Relationships · 1:31am Aug 2nd, 2021
“Hey, Scarab? I need to ask you a complicated question.”
“Sure thing, kiddo. What is it?”
“See, Griff has been married to Metamorphosis for quite a while now, so that makes him Thorax and Pharynx’s other dad, correct?”
“Of course it does. Why wouldn’t it?”
“And you’re Griff’s dad, so you’re practically Thorax and Pharynx’s grandfather, right?”
“Um… I guess?”
“Well, me and my siblings are pretty much your ‘kids’, so… what does that make us?”
“…Hmm…”
Hmmmm...
You're Thor and Phar's uncles and aunt
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“Wait… I’m a what?”
“Mel’s right, kid.”
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Yeah. See, if Griff is Scarab's child too, and Thor and Phar are his adopted children, then you're their uncles and aunt...or aunts, if Thistle is dating you, Ven
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“…Holy stickbug you’re right!”
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interesting...(if only you guys had a family tree or something)
Uncle, like Mels said.
Don’t worry, you’ll get over the confusion soon. Adoption Logic takes a bit of time to settle into your mind.
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...You're going to go make fun of Phar, aren't ya?
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You think that's bad, try figuring out the EqG one
Oh wait, I did
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“This is crazy! Like… I’m an uncle, Pharynx and Thorax are my nephews!”
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It could be worse. Just be glad you’re not a royal family in the 1800s. So much incest and inbreeding…
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“Ew, gross!”
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Heh
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Actually, to be fair, you guys are changelings. There’s probably more incest in your blood than their is in the bad German man with a silly mustache
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True
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“Okay, so I’m an uncle apparently… what does an uncle do?”
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Um...in my experience, act like an annoying brother and give you puzzle toys
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Uh… I’m an uncle, and uh… I try my ding-dang hardest to help my niece and nephew, but uh
I have next to no authority and they hardly listen to me. Especially against my older niece, who’s older than me.
Speaking of which, you’re command means jack shit to the bros. Thor and Phar are older than you, so your authority might as well be fire in Arizona. Worthless.
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“Crap…”
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“First off, I guess I should tell the bros about this.”
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Mhm
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Yep