So first: my little apple pet is going to be updated today

Secound: wasn't I just at 90 followers a week ago? And now it's 101 that's awesome

So on to my big announcement! So I have been rolling a story idea in my head and I think it's going to be fun for all.

The Dare Challenges

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My wisdom teeth have finally decided to make themselves known y’all.

I don’t think there are going to be any doctors that will let me keep these fuckers in my jaw, not with the hell they’re wrecking.

They fucked around and now they’re finding out.

Unfortunately, there’s no room left in my jaw for them to grow out.

Man. Two friends.

Two. Three, if she counted her brother. There weren’t very many others she knew that she could really count as anything more than acquaintances, either.

Oh well.

1 comment = 1 F for Lisa.

While this statistic probably doesn’t exist, I’d put money on the Lauritzen Gardens/Kenefick Park having more locomotive by weight than any other public park in the US. Sweetsong was right to guess you’d put them where traffic on the highway can see them; in fact, they’re on a hill overlooking I-80.

Source

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“The author doesn’t write about us.”

“Yeah, we’ve noticed, Canvas.”

“I know...but why doesn’t she? I mean, we have story potential! I have a weird fur that takes on color—Quiet Rain is mute in a society that was known for not talking for sometime—and Mellow has...has...uh...”

“We get it, I’m not special.”

“I don’t mean it like that-“

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“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

“Oh Twilight,” laughed Pinkie Pie, from atop her throne of bones. “Sometimes, you don’t need a reason! You just do things to see what happens!”

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ALLRIGHT!

ok so im officially back from vacation!
feel free to PM me, chat, comment, whatever

i know a few of you requested some art but i dont really remember what, so if u could send me a PM with "art request" as the subject/ title, that'd be great

anyways I what did you guys do for the holidays?[b

As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS looks like elle's gonna win the prize

I JUST GOT BACK FROM STAR WARS

AND

AAAGGGHHHHH

also i had like 169 new stuff in my feed whut

Disclaimer: If you cannot handle sarcasm, do not continue reading. Side effects of not understanding sarcasm include confusion, misunderstanding, and general disgust of this blog post.
Like the blog title said, I have great news!

waaaaiiiit for itttttt

I have pneumonia!
Yay!!!!!
Apparently I've had it for almost a week and a half, and my doctor doesn't want me to go to school until Wednesday, if then. Gotta love makeup work from the week before exams! :D

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all 93 of you
hello

if anyone
wants to
give me a shoutout
so that i have more than 93 followers
that would be great

i ship rarijack, sunlight, and flutterdash, and i like cosplay. i post blogs about cosplay sometimes, and i also occasionally post my art (some MLP, some not)
i write sometimes
i also am going to compete a poetry recitation contest on Saturday, but i dont think anyone cares about that
i like some anime

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