Fang Gang Shorts #93 · 4:11pm Sep 21st, 2020
A few years into the future, Zenex had used his savings to buy a farm. He was turning a profit and was very happy with his new job. However, he was worried about what Hive would think.
A few years into the future, Zenex had used his savings to buy a farm. He was turning a profit and was very happy with his new job. However, he was worried about what Hive would think.
Hive looked around Zenex’s farm. He was very impressed by the eighteen year old’s progress. Of course, Zenex couldn’t have done all this on his own, right? He trotted over to the changeling, who was milking a cow.
“Hey Zen.”
Zenex looked over. “Oh, hey Hivey.”
Hive smiled. “This is a nice place. It must’ve taken you and Flutters a long time to fix up.”
Zenex blushed. “O-Oh... you think Flutters helped?”
“I mean, it’s a lot of work for just you.”
(A few weeks after Hive met Zenex
Zenex walked towards Hive’s room, a small teddy bear in his hoof, dragging along the ground as well as a blanket. He peeked in. “Hivehunter?”
The red changeling looked over. “Hm? Oh, it’s you.”
Zenex trotted over, looking at Hive. “H-Hey...”
Hive blinked. “Why are you here, kid? I thought you nymphs slept in the nursery.”
“I... I had a nightmare...” he said, a small tear leaving his eye.
Hive looked at him. “So... what do you want me to do?”
*Hive has been trying to get his therapy business up to scratch. So, he tried on Hero*
“So, how do you feel?”
“Like throwing myself off a bridge...”
“Okay... why?”
“Because I can’t talk without a butterfly effect happening. Every. Damn. Word. Every time I talk is just... a fucking bomb going off in a crowd of people.”
“I... I see... have you tried talking about—”
Hive laid in bed, giggling in bliss while squirming uncontrollably. “Hehehehehe! B-Bezzy!”
“What? You asked me to do this!”
“It just tihihihickles so much!”
“Heheh.”
Hive looked at Bezier, watching as she continued planting kisses on his belly.
“Eeehehehehe!” he squirmed again.
Bezier chuckled, watching him as he kicked and wiggled. He looked… kinda cute for a tough guy.
Unfortunately, and due to being caught up in the moment, they didn’t hear the changeling walking in.
“Ngh... Lavender... Lavender...”
Bezier heard a faint voice muttering from the bedroom she was just walking past. She looked into the entrance, seeing a familiar red changeling tossing and turning.
What’s he doing? Is he having a nightmare? she thought. Should I go help him? Or just let the Queen deal with it?
She blinked as soon as she heard Hive sniffling, sighing and walking in. Oh, what the heck? I’ll just do it.
Hivehunter and a group of his friends walked through the hive. “Who’s our next target, Hive?” one of them asked.
They looked around, finally spotting a tiny nymph writing in a journal. The others started smirking and grinning.
Hive led them up. The nymph looked up, revealing his multicolored eyes. “Hello? H-How can I—”
They started laughing. Then, they started insulting.
“I’ve heard of four eyes, but never two eyes!”
“What happened? Chrysalis squeeze a lime into you eye?”
Hive sat in bed. He sighed and looked at Zen, who yawned. He looked at Hive. “Are you okay?”
Hive shrugged. “Dunno.”
Zen frowned, before smiling. He slid out of bed. “I think I know what you need.”
Hive raised a brow. “What?”
“'Snugglefest'!” Zen called out before tackling Hive on the bed and snuggling with him.
Mitchell and Hive walked together. “So, what’d you want to show me?” the latter asked as they walked through the gardens.
“I wanted to show you where I hide my stash of goods.”
Mitchell walked towards a keypad, putting in a combination, then placed his wooden leg of a pad, which lifted a second keypad, which Mitchell put in with his horn, which dispensed a set of keys, which he use to unlock a box, which gave another keypad, which he put the code in.
*Zenex laid in bed, looking at the roof. Then, Hive stepped in
“Zenny Boy...? You... you here...?”
“...Yes...”
“H-Hey buddy...” *walks over to Zenex* “you... you okay...?”
“...No...”
“Do... do you wanna talk?”
“No...”
*Walks over to the nymph* “C’mere Zenex...”
How would you react if Hive adopted Zenex?
Blue Fang looked over at Hive, who was dressed as Reaper.
“Uh… what are you doing?”
“I’m waiting for Hero to walk by the lake so I can scared him.”
Blue blinked. “Dude… you are the worst. You’re even worst than people who swallow gum instead spitting it out.”
*Cut to Melody*
“Uh… I said gum. Gum.”
“Oh.”
*Cut to Mantis*
Zenex tossed and turned in bed, worrying the other Fangs. At first, they assumed it was a dream about what the Change Gang had done. Heck, they were surprised at how precise the surprise was. But it was apparent that it wasn’t the surprise.
Hive reached a hoof over, running it down Zenex’s neckfin. Zenex woke up and stared at him, before bawling his eyes out. Hive flinched slightly, but pulled him close. What was Zenex crying for?
~~~
“She did WHAT?!”
Hivehunter merely kept his head hung low as the changeling queen shouted. “She did. I mean… I guess I should’ve known she wouldn’t feel the same way about me.”
Chrysalis growled. “It’s nowhere near a passable excuse for her to treat you that way, even if she doesn’t romantically like you back. If I ever find this ‘Snapdragon’ I will—”
“Don’t. It’s… it’s just not worth it.”
(During the Pride Parade when Dagger came out)
The Fangs walked down the road, looking around at the crowd. As they walked, they noticed a pony sitting by a box with the words “Please Adopts Us!” on it. Inside were a small group of kittens. Zen took the most interest in the tiny kits.
Hive walked over. “Heh, cute right?”
“Mhm.”
Hive chuckled. “The pony said that they’re free for adoption.”
“Really?”
Don’t know why, but this gives off Blue Fang/Hivehunter vibes
“Hey Hivey!” Zenex called out.
“Hm? What is it Zenny Boy?” Hive asked. The nymph ran up to him.
“I learned a new dance move! You wanna see?”
“Um... sure, go ahead.”
Zenex smiled and reared onto his hind legs, before dabbing. Hive blinked before pulling out a revolver. “You aren’t Zenex...”
“W-What?”
Bang! Bang! Bang!
A familiar nymph trotted in. “Hivey? What was that banging noi— Who's that?” he asked, pointing to the body on the floor.
“I dunno...” he shrugged.
Dagger ran up to Zenex and Hive. “Hey Zen!”
“Hm?”
“I have a dare for you.”
Zenex tilted his head. “What is it?”
“Try to not be cute!” Dagger chirped.
“W-What?”
“Dagger, it’s Zenex, how can he not be cute?” Hive shuddered a bit.
“I dunno. Void your bowels a bit?” Dagger sarcastically suggested. Not like Zenex would actually—
“O-Okay then...”
The other two looked over. “Wait wha—”
"Эй, Сломанный."
"Привет, лейтенант. Как дела?"
"Довольно хорошо."
"Ooh, you guys know Russian?"
"No you idiot, it's an old changeling dialect."
"No, I'm pretty sure that's just Russian..."
"No! It's an old changeling dialect. End. Of. STORY."
"Okay, okay."
"Yeah you арахис."
"Whatever you клубника."