Mar
15th
2021
Fang Gang Shorts #102 · 5:44pm Mar 15th, 2021
Mitchell and Hive walked together. “So, what’d you want to show me?” the latter asked as they walked through the gardens.
“I wanted to show you where I hide my stash of goods.”
Mitchell walked towards a keypad, putting in a combination, then placed his wooden leg of a pad, which lifted a second keypad, which Mitchell put in with his horn, which dispensed a set of keys, which he use to unlock a box, which gave another keypad, which he put the code in.
One of the plants raised up on a pillar, and underneath was a storage of beer.
Hive stared at him. “Whyyyyy?”
“Because Thistle would never come to the gardens.”
“Uh, what was that?”
Pfft
Very complicated if you claim no one would ever think to look there
5476112
”...shit...”
5476113
“Even so, she doesn’t know the combinations and shit.”
5476115
“Mitchell, what the buck are you doing?”
5476115
I mean, true...she could probably get your leg but not your horn...
5476116
*narrows eyes* “I’m having a cup of tea.”
5476117
“Excatly.” *gives her a pile of beer* “Now take it and run—“
5476120
“...Give me that.”
5476120
But I don't drink
5476122
*Slides some over* “Take it and run before Thistle steals it—”
5476124
“No.” *drunkenly runs off*
5476127
“Just hide it from Thistle.”
5476129
“I said, GIVE ME!”
5476129
*Shrugs and makes it vanish* there, it's in the Ether
5476133
”Nuuuuu!” *hides in a bush*
5476134
“Yay.”
5476134
5476135
“Hey!”
5476135
Yep
5476136
What?
5476140
“I was gonna demolish that thing!”
5476143
Eh, it'll expire eventually...I think...
5476146
“...You think?”
5476147
I mean, technically, the reason people would drink alcohol was because they had to boil the water, and it kept longer