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MlpHero


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  • 2 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 2 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 11 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 21 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 32 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Sep
26th
2020

Homecoming isn’t Hellcoming · 12:13am Sep 26th, 2020

*Zenex laid in bed, looking at the roof. Then, Hive stepped in

“Zenny Boy...? You... you here...?”

“...Yes...”

“H-Hey buddy...” *walks over to Zenex* “you... you okay...?”

“...No...”

“Do... do you wanna talk?”

“No...”

*Walks over to the nymph* “C’mere Zenex...”

*Sniffles* “I... I just...” *buries head into Hive and begins crying* “I fucked everything up!”

*Pauses, before hugging Zenex* “Zenex...”

“I shouldn’t have a said anything! It’s my fault Flutters doesn’t wanna talk to me! I should’ve died in Tartarus!”

“Zenex... don’t say that...”

“It’s true!” *Wails and continues crying*

*Rubs back* “Shh... it’s okay...”

“No it’s not! I-I... WAHAHHHHHH!”

*Takes breath*

Hush now little one,
Close your eyes, brave one,
Don’t fear your monsters
Don’t run from your fears~

You may be different,
You may feel bound,
But I promise you, little one
You’re quite safe and sound~

Rest your little head,
Lay down in your bed,
I’m right here for you,
I’m here for you, little one~

*Snores and snuggles close*

“Heh... goodnight Zenex...” *kisses forehead and lays beside the nymph, soon joining him in sleep*

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Comments ( 33 )

Aww! That's so sweet! Great job Hive

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Heheh, yeah. Hive can be quite a sweet bug around Zenex

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Yeah. It's really cute

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Heh, thanks

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Yep. Hive really cares about Zenex

My shipping senses are tingling.

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Hive is 19. Zen is 13.

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Yep. Besides, they’re practically brothers. Ship them and I’ll ship you to Ukraine

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Eeyup. *cocks Thompson SMG aggressively* oh how the table turns

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Hol up- *loads Dragon Breath rounds into a shotgun with malicious intent* Fire solves all problems.

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All problems can be solved with a machine gun. *narrows eyes*

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It appears we are at an impasse. Truce?

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*Holding nuclear detonator* yeah, probably a good idea

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*sets down Death Star controller* Alright then.

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Salazar, activate the omega 13!

Edit: i realized I'm 2 hours late to this... fine (calls the doctor)
I need you to come pick me up in the tardis... (goes back in time and sabotages both of you "toys".)

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*insert spittake here* Wait... 21?

Dang...

All this time I thought he was 19...

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I’m a fucking idiot...

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I should know my own characters’ ages...

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Oh.

I thought he was 21 for real when you said it.

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...

Well... shit.

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We live and learn. I guess.

5364334
Touché. Thoughts on the actual skit?

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It was nice. Very cute

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*kisses forehead
I agree much d'aww...

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Achievement unlocked for halo 3
Timelord beats everything

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Achievement unlocked for life
Forever alone

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