Twilight: (walks past Moondancer in the library) Moondancer! Oh my—
(Moondancer turns to her)
Twilight: (freezes in place) Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry, it's j-just...
Moondancer: What?
Twilight: Are those eyebrows or are you fostering wooly caterpillar mating rituals on your forehead?
(Moondancer glowers at her)
Twilight: Because, you know, your eyebrows are fucking ridiculous. I can't believe I forgot about them, holy shit.
(Twilight skips away, laughing to herself)

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It's been a while since I had recourse to say this, but DSFARGEG.

Nevermind that I was going to do some actual fanfic reading, let's do this thing again. D:

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Because cable companies, not just DirecTV, lie, I no longer have Discovery Family, which means these blogs will come at all hours of day instead of right after the episode airs. Just so ya know.

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Saw this earlier in the week and had my thoughts ready.

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One to go and I never need to think about Season 8 again.

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MLP examines the issue of gentrification.

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Not much to say on this episode, just dull and annoying. Rainbow and AJ regress their character development to Season 1, which Twilight even lampshades, the Tokens offer a couple quick quips but are pretty much accessories to a Rainbow and AJ episode, to the point where in the bridge building they stood still and watched as Rainbow and AJ worked. We're just watching AJ and Rainbow compete and be stubborn. But I agree with Rainbow, shed building is a lame field trip, it's more like a normal

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The one episode I spoiled myself on during the big batch of leaks.

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The CMC decide public school sucks and want to go to a private school.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the first episode analysis of 2021, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Men in Black".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 29th episode analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "The Pests in a Mess".

Here's the summary of it:

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 46th episode analysis, and the 4th installment of my "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Whoops, I'm an Indian!".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 11th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Grips, Grunts, and Groans".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Well, not so much response on my first set, but if at first you don't succeed... Once again, these date back to last March and were originally posted to the comments of SuperPinkBrony12's blog.

Ah, the season in which the light of Faust slowly faded. Also the season in which I learned that there could be such things as FIM episodes that weren't good. But is there a connection?

The Return of Harmony

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 12th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "Spook Louder".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 1st episode analysis of 2023, I'm gonna give you guys my take of the Three Stooges's "A Plumbing We Will Go".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Good morning, jesters. Mr. J here.

Slept well last night? Great! Hope you guys are doing well. How am I doing? I'm doing well, thanks so much for asking. I feel so much better after watching a dogshit Disney movie yesterday.

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I was right. Of course I was right. The moment she stepped through the door I knew this mare would be trouble.

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The first time I saw Amending Fences, I didn't get the significance of Spike saying "Here's the rest of it", and so his picture at the end seemed like a deus ex. But I caught it and that's actually very clever. Also, for as much as I can sympathize with Moondancer and her desire to confess her love to Twilight at that party, I think Minuette is really my favorite new pony from that episode.

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When they said they were going to be making Equestria Girls shorts, I thought they were gonna be, y'know, short. Five minutes tops, like those things that aired before Rainbow Rocks, or My Past Is Not Today. Dance Magic is a full 22-minute episode!

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