Let it be known that I’m not a big fan of vampires. I don’t hate them, they’re just sort of “meh” to me. And since I don’t care about them, I don’t mind changes to the formula all that much as long as they don’t stray too far from the base. If they don’t drink blood, for example, they better depend on something else. Emotions? Yeah, emotion-eating vampires are fine.

That being said, there’s no way to make sparkling vampires not stupid.

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When Bella wakes up, she discovers that Edward stayed all night to watch her sleep, which totally isn’t creepy in the slightest. During breakfast, he proposes that she meet his family. What with the different vampire powers, they already know about the two of them already, so it’s just a matter of time. Edward also mentions that Bella should introduce him to Charlie. Because Bella is a terrible, terrible person, she doesn’t want to. Not for any real reason, just ’cause. And:

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Alice’s visitors arrive: three other vampires named Laurent, James, and Victoria. They exchange pleasantries with the Cullens, having not had any vampiric company in quite a while. Carlisle invites them to the Cullens’ home, and this happens:

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Good thing I’ve got a strong Bullshit Sensor (or so I hope…).

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The hunt begins with a halfway-decent character scene where Bella’s nervous about jumping out the second-story window even though she knows she’s indestructible now. But then it’s ruined when she tries it and does it perfectly.

“That was quite graceful — even for a vampire.”

BECAUSE WE CAN’T INCONVENIENCE OUR PROTAGONIST. NO. SIR.

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As Bella and Edward run back to the house, she asks him to tell her about (bleelalgh) Renesmee. It’s the boringness of perfection: she’s wonderful, she’s about a half-and-half split between a vampire and a human, she sleeps soundly, she prefers to drink blood although she can eat human food, and she communicates effectively even though she doesn’t speak yet. Well. Isn’t that convenient. However, Edward’s frustrated over Jacob imprinting on (ghghghgh) Renesmee, but he manages to hide that fact

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When Bella gets home, she says to Edward that she went Christmas shopping for Nessie and got her a little something: a rully purty necklace. Edward approves of it. She wants to practice fighting with Emmett some more, but Edward says that’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Why, I don’t know. He doesn’t give a single reason. Bella accepts it because I don’t know. Girl, can’t you have any initiative? Bella recognizes that, in order for Nessie to have a chance to run away at all, the Cullens

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It’s time for Bella to meet Jenks again, to pick up her papers. She drives back to Seattle, reminiscing that, since she didn’t know what she was doing, she had to go through the “obviously up to no good route” to know what to ask for. I guess Alice couldn’t have written “J. Jenks — forger” in her note because… Oh, look, a Baltimore oriole! Wow they’re orange.

She meets Jenks at a restaurant and we get more evidence of his underutilization:

“Have you known Jasper long?”

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House Fire is up and running a SoL romance I wanted to work on, I have a lot planned for this one. Science is mayhem is still in the works just need more time to get in the right mind set to work on it. I want to have a few stories up and running so I can write what Im in the mood for and not feel like its a chore to write and not a pleasure. House Fire will have more sexual situations then Science is mayhem and most likely more clop, but not a in a forced manner. I want the clop to happen

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Seriously, who thought that it was a good idea to put Sony's headquarters in california of all places. The only place worse than that would have been germony, because then no wolfinstine or call of duty would ever come out. So the california based headquarters is putting their political views on our anime based games. Even though I don't play a lot of the games that are being systamatically slaughtered by these guys, and gals, I have in the past gotten real kicks out of things like the

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Hey everyone. Been a bit quiet since IHW finished posting, I know, but I've got some things to say.

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Hello there my lovely readers and followers. Today I have not something of mine for you, but something from a friend of mine. Grand Moff Pony just posted a new story called Perpetual Care. It's a short little ditty about a pony named Tuckpoint who has a very special job where he gives everyone the same level of care and attention.

I helped pre-read for the story, and I can safely say it meets with my badge of approval. So go ahead and read it now:

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A typo in the blurb of a story from 2015. What's a 'swamp meet'? Oh well.

Copying old stories to AO3. Consequently, I can no longer link to it. I should go back and edit that other post right now... Not leaving here, just making backups.

....They hit the nail on the head here....but...This other video made a point too...:

...Also gave good points.

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Normally, the third chapter would have been as good as 70% finished. However, after saving and backup to another hard drive, both documents disappeared. And are now untraceable on both drives.

But hey, sure I like to rewrite 8,000 words again and pull as much as possible back out of my brain. NO THING!

Why? JUST WHY does the World hate me so much? - Just kidding, I'm fine😉

First, allow me to lure you in with some delectable images of Pinkie Pie licking a ponut donut:

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Right now I’m dealing with a bout of bronchitis. It’s not infected so far as I know - which is good, because that shit ain’t fun - but it has basically turned half of one of my lungs into a slimy, inflamed mess of mucus and suck.

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