Ok so apparently · 6:24am Dec 28th, 2015
I have a boyfriend
Like
I asked him out at 1:30am this morning
So yeah.
How was your guys's Christmas?
I have a boyfriend
Like
I asked him out at 1:30am this morning
So yeah.
How was your guys's Christmas?
So I poured myself some whiskey and what felt like two seconds later, my dad came into the room where I was drinking. I was sitting at the dinner table and put the glass between my legs. When I miraculously had the chance, I ran up to my room and finished the whiskey. Now I'm drunk. I feel pretty chill but know I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow. I normally stick to a finger to a finger and a half of whiskey, but this time I had about 2 fingers. Wow I'm trash.
Twilight's story is only half of it...
Artist is Kai_KAMOI
"I think I'm in love," Aragón said, dreamy expression on his big dumb face. "My heart goes a-flutter every time I stop to picture the color of those lips."
The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:
... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?
Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.
So here's a bit of a backstory:
You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?
You might find out anyway.
If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?
Pff, fuck me.
Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.
Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.
im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short
i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair
or brendon urie's hair
So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...