Whew, hey! Been a while since I've done one of these, huh?

For those of you who are new, your job is to provide a caption for the following image that is funny enough to make me spit my drink, roll out of my chair, or have an aortal aneurism with laughter (the first two preferably). Let's check the rules:

Da' Rules:
1.) You can provide as many captions as you want.
2.) Keep it PG-13.
3,) The winner is the one who wins.
4.) It ends when it ends.
5.) There is no rule five.

Alrighty? Here's the image. Best of luck:

Have at it!

I'm not gonna enter, but I'd like to see those!

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Season 7 got weird.

When the bronies demanded ponies in space, the Larson delivered.

Hey, look, the Space Mare-ines are recruiting.

After Spike was written out of the show, The Descendant's stories took an interesting turn.

"That's right, there's no intelligent life here. They can't even tell us who their leader is, never mind bring us to them."

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Space Unicorn!
Soaring through the stars,
Delivering the rainbows,
All around the world!

Space Unicorn!

"We really shouldn't have eaten those raspberry flavoured glowing rocks. Even if they were delicious."

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The crossovers, they've gone too far.

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Feeling dejected, the Soviets decided to take their space program in a whole new direction.

So that's where Firefly ended up! But I still like 4595381's "Season 7 got weird" the most.

4595573 This made my day. Thank you so much.

4595176 To Harmony and beyond!

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You're welcome.

{DON'T RUN. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS.}

"We left you alone for two minutes with the Crusaders, Discord!"

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Mar(e)s Attacks!

Nightmare Moon cultists are trying a new tactic to bring Luna back.

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"So, how are we going to fund a Mars mission without government support?"

"Bronies?"

"Bronies! To the toy store!"

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Yeah, "Season 7 got weird." is a winner in my book.

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"Aren't we a little short to be Space Mareines ?"

"No proof of color change/pigmentation disparition caused by long space exposure : Space Program continues"

"Can someone tell me again why our gloves are shaped this way ?"

It's no wonder the Apollo astronauts kept quiet about what they saw on the moon.

I need to remember not to start these things before I disappear off the site/out of the fandom for two weeks. In any case, let's dish out some awards!

The Second Place in the Cold War is The First Loser Award goes to Ezio:

Feeling dejected, the Soviets decided to take their space program in a whole new direction.

The It's Best Not to Think About It award goes to Piok:

"Can someone tell me again why our gloves are shaped this way ?"

The Great, Now That Song is Stuck in My Head award goes to Game:

Space Unicorn!
Soaring through the stars,
Delivering the rainbows,
All around the world!
Space Unicorn!

The People's Choice Award and the Gold Prize Premium Award go to Mess:

Season 7 got weird.

Great job, folks!

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