Jack Sparrow is trapped on an island and finds a celler full of rum. He drinks his fill, passes out and finds himself in Equestria. Now he must sail all over to find a way back to his world.
Scout Frost is staying the summer with her aunt in the equestrian coastal city of Neigh Orleans, little does she know that magical mischief abounds on a nearby island and she gets caught in the crossfire.
A psychotic bully is sent to equestria by Celestia in order to learn the magic of friendship and is placed under the care of luna. WARNING INSANITY AHEAD.