This is the story of a certain pink pony who's decided that she wants to have babies like the Cakes, and of the much-enduring pegasus who must explain to her why that might not exactly be plausible for them. Will either of them succeed in their mostly-noble endeavours? Probably not. Dedicated to device heretic, who gave me the idea. Please don't take this too seriously.

Featured on Equestria Daily, and quickly shaping up to be my lowest-rated story yet!

Every week, in secrecy, Scootaloo goes to her parent's house. She's afraid of other ponies finding out because her parents are rather... strange. But maybe things aren't as they seem, as her parents are about to tell her something that can turn her entire world upside down...

After a prank gone terribly, terribly wrong, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash find themselves on the run.On top on being forced to abandon their old lives and pursued by a mysterious force ( and a azure unicorn with a massive ego and undisclosed goals) they'll have to face something far more dangerous: their feelings: Because the only thing nopony can escape from is their Heart.
Will their lives ever be the same? No, because we need conflict and it would be a very short story if we haven't got some.
Cover Image fully credited to Musapan.