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Oct
20th
2022

The Luv Bug · 6:29pm Oct 20th, 2022

Getting closer to finishing up another chapter of New Noses. Here's a little sample to snack on in the meantime. :trollestia:


Queen Chrysalis, the Mighty and Fearsome Queen of All Changelings and Don’t You Forget It, groaned in pleased agony as she tried and failed to roll from her right side to her left. She wasn’t entirely sure of what time it was, or even where she was, but at least the bed beneath her was soft and supportive. 

If she ever managed to remember what had happened last night, she was going to take notes. There were a few fleeting images, but even recalling them gave her a serious case of heartburn that threatened to turn into nausea. She felt bloated, hungover, and filled with a satisfaction that she never wanted to let go of. All she could recall clearly was Hokey Pokey, the aforementioned bed, and more love than she knew what to do with. What had the two of them done?

“Ah, you’re awake,” a tender and absolutely perfect voice slid into her brain, and the resulting tingles made her dry heave, then throw a forehoof haphazardly on her swollen midsection. 

“Don’t do that,” she moaned weakly, and unconvincingly. “I feel like I’m going to pop.”

“And what if I disobey you?” Hokey Pokey appeared in her vision, a broad, mischievous smile on his face. “What if I give you just a little bit more…”

“No, don’t you darURRP!” Her belch rattled the windows, shook the chandelier above them, and filled her with a delightful warmth that trickled out of her mouth as pink bubbles. “Ugh. So good.”

“Interesting. If this is what happens to you after a simple cuddle session, I’d love to see what happens if you get something more.”

“I’d die happy, that’s what.” She groaned, tried to roll over again, then gave up as the love in her gut sloshed and threw off her balance. “And then I’d sic my minions on you to steal all of this.”

“They could try, but for now, you should really get up. Breakfast is almost over, and the Crystalling will be starting soon.”

“Don’t even mention that,” Chrysalis muttered, her eyes fluttering shut as Pokey started to softly rub her belly. “This wretched Empire can keep it, for all I care.”

“What? You’re not foaming at the mouth with the prospect of more love? Who are you, and what have you done with Queen Chrysalis?”

“I will smite you for that.” She took a halfhearted swing that wasn’t anywhere close to hitting him. “Mmpfh. Get over here.”

“No can do. You wanna smite me, you’ll have to catch me.”

“Too much effort. Gimme twenty minutes, then I’ll get up. I gotta figure out how I’m going to function today.”

Comments ( 8 )

I can’t wait until the new chapter. This whole series has been great so far.

"Get over here and be smote!"

Wait... is Queen Chrysalis pregnant? I kind of wonder what her and Hockey’s mutant babies will look like :rainbowderp:

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Not preggo. Just stuffed, kinda like after Thanksgiving. :twilightsmile:

5693576
Ah that makes more sense. A stuffy buggy plush of evilness and love ❤️ :ajsmug:

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