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Fiddlebottoms


"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

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Dec
14th
2012

150 Follower Special, Fiddlelybottomsy Style · 1:43am Dec 14th, 2012

So my street cred just took a major blow, major blow.
Closest thing I can make to a recover at this moment is this quote:

Say what you will about Fiddlebottoms, and his silly avatar

And I threw together this vid (Werning, contains narty verds):

I actually liked this song before I raped it, because it makes an amusing deconstruction of angst (this blessing in disguise) as the key to success in the Nu Metal factories of the late 90’s and early 00’s, despite the fact that Korn’s first album preceded all that. Broader than that, there is western culture’s obsession with depression and/or insanity as the mark of genius. It is a perverse dance that the world can’t help but endorse out of habit.
Also, “I can see inside you fine,” the world is a mirror. The evil man sees only evil, the hateful man sees only hate, the faggot sees a gay ol’ world, the wastrel sees only nihilism, the pervert sees only sex, and the clown sees only a gallery of painted faces laughing back at him.

But what does the man who sees the world as a mirror see? All my life, what am I?

Fuck you, that’s what I am. The middle finger to myself, and the infinite repetition of what just barely was in the first place.

If you watched the vid all the way to the end and tolerated this bullshit blog, then maybe you're Cockroach material? You've certainly got the survival part down.

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Published on Dec 13, 2012

90 minutes of my life... gone

I will confirm later, but right now another project is raping the shit out of my computer

I got distracted by other stupid shit

Very drunk, and

i.imgur.com/5ktYA.png
I'm seeing a continuum here... And I think I like where this is going.

Now I need you to pick up a pencil and another bottle, and I'm going to ask you to do whatever comes the most natural to you.

That video, I feel like to took me on a journey. To where I'm not quite sure, but I don't want to go back. Anyway just how many bottles of vodka and maybe LSD inspired this?

Yeah, I saw they reviewed your story there... I found it amusing how somebody called it "cute" haha. 'Twas a good story though.

Oh and that vid... no comment. Maybe It would make sense if I were inebriated in some way, idk.

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U r an expert. Although, an pencil?

The TWE? They were just the beginning ... This fandom deserves a better class of troll, and I'm gonna give it to them.

But I really am going to finish my Word Is Bond Wednesdays Entry. Word is bond.

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Bourbon, man. Strait outta Kentucky & the only indigenous spirit to the Americas (except for all them Indian ghosts and/or burial grounds).

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I am so goshdarned adorable, this world just cannot handle!


Also, I'm loving this whole "views on blog posts"-thing. Already topped 50, now if only I knew where they were coming from.

609046 You are just too ambrosial, fiddles, soon they'll make you the poster child of this fandom.


And I agree, now one can have somewhat of an idea of how many true stalkers followers one has, and how many actually give a shit about you and whatever melancholy it is you decree.

If I was wearing a mirror, I would take it off before looking into a mirror. Because I am not one dimensional. You are not one dimensional. Snap out of it. Fuck those reviewers harpies and take your shit with a grain a salt. Better yet, when you are done eating your shit, make them eat their own shit. Give them a glass of piss to go along with it. Understand and practice respect.
... all you are more than your mirror ...
You got more tools and skills than I do. Most of you fuckers do. Fuckers! Do you all want to be one dimensional fuckers? Do you want take shit and piss from a cripple on a PS3 using a controller (long story, not relevant)? Come on readers! Easy target! Lost sheep in wolve's clothing. My avatar is actually a bulleyes. I dare you to put out my fires, stop my avalanches, clean my sulfur stench and wade my boiling waters!
I am of Pompeii and Vesuivus is my bitch! ... might have lost my point.
Point: When you wake up from your rest people/Fiddlebottoms, do some drills and learn how to fight for yourselves! My way of fighting is NOT the only way (not sure what my fighting style is). Just don't take the beating lying down (unless it is a martial art that teaches you how to thrive in this way).

Thank you for time.

You aren't really bad after all.

Keep on going.:twilightsmile:

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You should not think to much about the rest of that post, I mainly just wanted some filler text because just posting the video would have felt like I was being lazy (even though the words were written in less time then it took the video to render).

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True.
I have been more stupidly aggression as of late. Not that this excuses me. I mean, that whole comment I made is quite silly.
Example:

I am of Pompeii and Vesuivus is my bitch!

Paradoxly, what was I thinking? (... it's growing on me ...)
Also, thumbs up/down on comments? Different for this site but not really. This site at one time had words read. Words. Read. Who needs to know that? This extra information being made available - to what purpose?
(Over thinking? Yupe. I'll go play baseball with rotten eggs to get my mind off this.)

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