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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Apr
21st
2022

Tell Your Tale 5 - Unboxing Of Izzy (my reactions) · 8:33pm Apr 21st, 2022

The obvious trap is super sneaky, yet not sneaky enough to catch anypony for a year (that's how long it must have taken to rebuild the lighthouse)
Sunny suddenly forgot how traps work
Hitch tries to press a button but can't seem to do it right.

"I've never been in a box before," Izzy lies.
"I planned the tour with stops I knew each of you would love." - Just skip the Izzy stops, Hitch. Where seems to be the problem?
Izzy goes Starlight Glimmer without any magic training.
So... Izzy's going to spend the rest of her life in a box? Actually, that works for me. It was about time she was contained.

Izzy defeats the terminator.
Sunny is the worst kite master.
Why have a tour if you can destroy it instead?
Hitch: This is fine.

Fluttershy, is that you? I didn't know you could draw Pony Lisa.
Hitch jumping on the horn. That turned gay fast.
Izzy can fly. Except above the water, where she... can't?
That horn just wouldn't break. If Izzy was in Tempest Shadow's place, Ursa Minor would lose an arm.
And that's how Equus was split in two.
Box has two buttons?

Them boxes are extra sneaky.
Why isn't anypony pressing a button? Any button should do. Anypony? Well, now we know what happened to Sprout. Trapped in imagination.

Comments ( 2 )

I'm glad I stopped watching pony related stuff before Rainbow Rocks. I didn't even see the final seasons of Friendship. I just keep up on some stories that I read. Did they lose writers, or is this by a new crew? I've been out of the loop. Keep the reviews up, I love this clusterfuck.

5652581 Unlike Pony Life, these are actually watchable. I'm not saying they're good, but honestly, they aren't that bad either.

I'm not sure what the staff consists of, but they couldn't even keep the same voice actors on board.

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