I have no idea what story this would fit in, but whatever:
Twilight Sparkle: "You seem preoccupied." Shining Armor: "I'm concerned that one day, Cadance might find out that Chrysalis has a bigger dick than me."
I would like to thank you all for the strong positive response to "Tough Love." I wasn't sure how it would go down, but it's one fo the best-received fics I've written in the last year or so. My thanks! (EDIT: topped the feature box at number 1.)
I've been writing -- several stories in the works. However, none were speaking to me, none grabbed my muse. Luckily, I brushed off one of my old ideas and it did speak to my muse, and I pounded out 3500 words in no time flat. I'm currently editing it, will probably publish in a couple days.
People when they read my fics (JK my stories are pretty tame by comparison, they just don't contain penetrative sex which is somehow considered "vanilla stuff")
Also:
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Uh oh.
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Heeheehee.
People when they read my fics (JK my stories are pretty tame by comparison, they just don't contain penetrative sex which is somehow considered "vanilla stuff")
*Roxy's face when she had to read my work for approval to Offprint*
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(ugly URL, but it's the first google image result for the "Yes" chad meme.)
That’s what Pipp would say if she read my earlier stories.
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The question is, what's Pipp's fetish?
Me when I see what people pay Headless Rainbow to write
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I think we have a clue...
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