A snippet

I have no idea what story this would fit in, but whatever:

Twilight Sparkle: "You seem preoccupied."
Shining Armor: "I'm concerned that one day, Cadance might find out that Chrysalis has a bigger dick than me."

TS: "You shouldn't let that bother you."
SA: "I know, but it's part of my trauma from the pre-wedding incident."
TS: "No, I mean, it's not a penis, it's an ovipositor."
SA: "Well, okay, even if that's technic—"
TS: "Also, it's not all that big."
SA: "I don't see how—"
TS: "I mean, it has fit in my ass, how big could it be?"
SA: <stroke>

Comments

[Samey90]

Cadance: Is there anyone in this house who didn't fuck Chrysalis?

[AtomicClop]

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Sunburst: <blushes, looks at floor>
Flurry Heart: <teleports out>

[Samey90]

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Everyone thought she visited the statue because of Cozy Glow, but it turns out she's into more mature mares (with ovipositors. Fluttershy's weeb influence).

[stag the story teller]

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This comming from you is reach considering the redhart series

[Midknight Defender]

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Thorax slowly lowers the hoof that was about to knock on the door, and he and Pharynx back quietly away…

“We can just get a hotel for the night and surprise visit tomorrow.”