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Tumbleweed


A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

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  • 37 weeks
    I still exist!

    Hello, FiMfic.

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    5 comments · 287 views
  • 56 weeks
    NEW OC DO NOT STEAL

    Oh hey, I still have a blog thing here.

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    6 comments · 314 views
  • 69 weeks
    River City Equestria Girls?

    Seriously, that's Pinkie Pie on the left, and Rainbow Dash on the right. Tell me I'm wrong.

    I will not write a fanfic about the two of them getting into all the fights.

    Probably.

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    4 comments · 338 views
  • 75 weeks
    An "I don't have livejournal anymore" sort of update.

    It snowed yesterday.

    Which just reminded me how much I don't like winter. It wasn't even a bad snow, just enough of a dusting to linger for a little bit. First one of the season. And I even had the day off from work, due to my schedule, so it's not like I had to do anything ...

    So I didn't.

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    5 comments · 303 views
  • 77 weeks
    Happy Halloween!

    So yeah. Despite various distractions (Steam had Darkest Dungeon for UNDER FOUR BUCKS), I've managed to hammer out a ridiculously shippy conclusion to the self indulgent Rarijack story I started.

    So that's fun? I gave myself a deadline to finish things on Oct 31, so that's what I did, dangit. Hopefully you guys will enjoy.

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Nov
30th
2021

HOW TO WRITE PRINCESS LUNA · 3:15am Nov 30th, 2021

"Oh Tumbleweed!" you cry.

"It's been awhile since you've done one of these dumb posts! But, since you continue to be BEST AT PONIES (and not just because the fandom is barren and fallow in the post S9 era), please, tell us, how do you write Princess Luna? Given she's been one of the most fanfic'd characters since the beginning of the dang show, we probably should have asked you this sooner, but hey. Got any tips?"

WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

Step 1: Drink drinks. Like, DARK drinks. Which, um. I dunno, stouts? Let's say Imperial stouts, 'cause royalty. Or something. All I'm saying is that if light can pass through the liquid in your glass, you're doing it wrong.

Step 2: Watch this.

(NSFW-ish warning 'cause language and/or Australian accent)

Step 3:

Seriously, get some sleep already. Stop goofing off on a stupid fanfic website. Doesn't matter if you're writing a fanfic or not, proper rest is important to your continued functioning as a person.

It's what Princess Luna would want.

Comments ( 6 )

Boyfriend broke up with me. Your video made me smile. Thank you.

It's seven in the morning, Luna. I'm going to goof around on the website. And possibly write you, thanks to this wonderful advice.

Hahahahahahaha... NO. :twilightangry2:

A fantastic behind the scenes look at how BY THE BLACK AXE OF NIGHTMARE MOON! was written.

Oh Tumbleweed!

You are best at silly blog posts! Thanks for writing another one of these, they brighten my day.

Oh Tumbleweed!
I cry. Mostly because I missed these type of blogs. Not really though. I mean I do find them amusing and all but I don't really cry for them.

Aaanyway, here's to more ponies sometime not too far off. Or whatever.

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