Plot Bunny Theater: Favors

Applejack: "Hmmm... Twilight? Ah heard yer keen on mah brother."

Twilight: "Wha-I-I'm not-I don't-!"

Applejack gives Twilight a knowing glance. Twilight just blushes, and then slowly nods.

Applejack: "Ah'm willin' to give you two a chance...In exchange fer a favor or two with the princess."

Twilight: "Are you-Are you pimping out your brother?!"

Applejack: "Well if you ain't interested~"

Twilight: "I didn't say that!"

Applejack: "Thank you Twilight, fer restoring my faith in the 27th Rule of Acquisition: Every mare has her price."

Comments

[Oops door]

I see you’re using the sixth rule of acquisition
“Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. “

[BigBossAlmighty]

98th Rule of Acquisition: Every Man/Mare has His/her Price.

[ShadowLDrago]

The Apples are Ferengi? Sorta? Huh.

[sykko]

Didn't know Applejack was a ferengi.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Let's just hope Twilight never hears about the twenty-first Rule: Never place friendship above profit.

[howard035]

5606683
They would probably enjoy ear rubs just as much!