Read this to the tune of "Twinkle twinkle little star" because I haven't written any new What If chapters in a few days. :P

Slam my head into the wall,
Barney's a purple dinosaur.
Don't speak of the attic man,
Or his creepy broadsword hand--
Thanos died on Shaggy's land,
Cats and dogs form metal bands.

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[The Blue EM2]

Lines 2 and 3 don't quite scan. Try this instead;

Slam my head into the wall,
Barney is a purple dinosaur.
Do not speak of the attic man,
Or his creepy broadsword hand--
Thanos died on Shaggy's land,
Cats and dogs form metal bands.

[TheMajorTechie]

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[The Blue EM2]

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I'm not sure what this means.

[TheMajorTechie]

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just a shrug.

[Zapper Frost]

What the heck was this
Twinkle twinkle little star
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

[The Blue EM2]

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OK.

[Angel Midnight]

... Techie, you're not going crazy again, are you?

[TheMajorTechie]

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*screams*

[Angel Midnight]

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Techie, calm down. You'll be fine in a few minutes.

[TheMajorTechie]

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*continues screaming*

[Angel Midnight]

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Techie, stop. My ears hurt.

[Super Trampoline]

Congrats you officially know how to do postmodern poetry.