A followup to the previous blog: Have Dr Doofenshmirtz rambling about hot anime waifus. · 7:51am Apr 21st, 2021
"Back in middle school, Perry the Platypus, hot anime waifus were all the rage. I never had one, of course, being the background character that I was. But then, there was this guy named Bobert that showed up! It was like a flip got switched, and all of the anime waifu obsession instead became a race to grow the biggest pumpkin! Like, who even does that? So anyway, I spent all my time studying hot anime waifus and how to get one, but by the time I got my very own body pillow, everyone had moved on to the new pumpkin obsession. That's why I'm building this Mirror Portal-inator! Actually, now that I think of it, since I built it to travel into an anime and get a real hot anime waifu, I should maybe instead call it the Isekai-inator. Yeah, that sounds a lot better. And once I get a hot anime waifu of my own to show off, I'll first prove to Charlene that I am fine on my own, and then I'll remind everybody that hot anime waifus are more important than big pumpkins, so when they see that I have a real-life hot anime waifu, they'll flock to me in droves, and I will become the new ruler of the tri-state area!"
Follow your dreams! 💫
The.... Ponk? I mean... I...
You worry me, sometimes.
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i worry me sometimes too.
Why stop at anime for waifus?