Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.
very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.
yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.
basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.
MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.
i said "nuh uh".
(and then i suffered.)
walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme
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This is something that I've had going on for a while now. I made a secret third account some time ago, and since then I've been teasing and hinting at what it is in various ways.
I don't think I remember anyone figuring out what it is, though. ;)
*Places detective hat and trench coat on.*
Okay, let's figure this out. Two boxes, one red, one green, and a lowercase i. There are fifteen dots on the left, so three items on the top and fifteen left, both these are divisible by three. There are two squares, and the square root of 15 is 3.87298334621, and the square root of that is 1.96798967127. Rounded up that's 2, like the number of boxes. Next is the lowercase i. "i" is the lowercase of "I" which could be the roman 1, so "i" in this instance is half of one, so it's .5. Red and blue make purple, and half of purple is Pur, which is the sound a cat makes. And what are cats? They're assholes. We'll come back to this later.
Then, we have the tags of this post. The last tag, "i wonder why that i is there." You probably thought I wouldn't notice, but those tags are all lowercased, and I KNOW your shift button works just fine. You know what this is, it's laziness? And you know what's lazy? That's right, mother-fucking cats. Now, in Equestria, there are only a few cats in the MLP series, Opal and Capper. Great, that means that your avatar must be related to cats... IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D WANT US TO THINK!
I'm on a roll now, you scum bag. Lesser fools would have fallen for your clever ruse, but considering the effort you've put in so far, it can't be that simple. Cats are lazy pieces of shit, and I know you. You're the psycho who edited their avatar every day of december to add an additional hat. That takes effort and commitment, something cats can't fathom. So, what's the opposite of a cat? Why, it's quite simple, it's a dog. And what dog themed profile has helped you in the past? That's right, Doggyshakespeare. They've proofread 44 of your chapters, making you one of the top three people they've interacted with. Of course, I know you're not Doggyshakespeare, it was simply another clever ruse to throw us off your trail. But like a bloodhound, I'm sniffing out the clues!
Back to the circles, like a man looping back around to the beginning, just like a circle. You know what a circle is right, that's right, it's the opposite of a square! And what else is round? Well, that's simple... Pumpkins.
You see, you play minecraft. In fact, you've posted a lot of minecraft related content. Those two squares, a clear reference to minecraft, and what story did you recently announce? A Minecraft story about round pumpkins.
That's right, in your blog, *minecraft oof sound* you announced a new crack fic about a villager. And in that post, you revealed the url for the incomplete fic. Well, a quick search showed that the url for that fic leads to none other than RainbowDashin!
So, TheMajorTechie, if that IS your real name, I only have one question for you...
... Who is the second account?
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Nope. Second account's TechnoNerd. That's the one the URL will (eventually) link to. I have no idea how you got to RainbowDashian, though.
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FUCK! I knew I should have guessed TechnoNerd after I saw you link their story in *eldritch screeching continues* I was going to go on a rant of "What's techi without an i? Tech, which sounds like techno." And say how their tags are lowercased too. Fuck, I thought it was too obvious because you linked that story in your blog. Hoisted by my own petard.
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Yay, red herrings!
--Sweetie Belle
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