My Bro's A Tsundere (Song) · 12:37am Feb 8th, 2021
Original Song: It's Not Like I Like You! by Static-P
(Entire idea for posting my own song rewrites was inspired by MlpHero, go give him a follow!)
Key:
Thorax
Tsunderebug
“Spoken”
“Hi-yah!”
“Great job bro!”
“No one asked you!”
I’ve got myself a whole lot of love that I wanna share with you
But I know I’ll never get that chance with you
Oh no, cause you’re always hitting
And kicking
And putting me down
I hope you don’t mean what you say
Cause you keep hanging around
It’s like you can’t get enough
So I just sit and wonder
What would it feel like hugging you?
But as of now-
“Uh, what are you doing?”
Nothing but doors in my face
My bro’s a ‘Dere
A Tsun-TsunDere
Just saying “hey” gets me a punch in the side
And should I compliment him, he starts to run
“H-Hey! That was a direct attack!”
Oh no! The wild cat found my hiding place!
“You stupid flamingo! Take that back!”
“...So, why am I a flamingo?”
“Well, how am I a cat?”
“Cats are cute?”
“...Go away!”
Can we please just get along, you’re so headstrong
No way! Go away, so long!
Just talk to me, won’t you please?
No fair! Don’t use flair, dummy!
Cause I have just a little bit of love I wanna share with not you!
‘Cause honestly I’m afraid you’ll say that it’s not okay
Because you’re always laughing
And joking
Plus you look like a clown
But… I hope you mean what you say
“I do.”
And I wonder what you would think
If I let my guard down, let my pride sink
Could we hug, let you stand near me?
Live life in brotherhood bliss?
“We could!”
“Hey! I’m not talking to you!”
You’re not involved in this!
I’m not a ‘Dere!
A Tsun-TsunDere
I have a gentle heart, I’m not that mean!
I never blush, I’m just in a rush, and forget to put on sunscreen!
“Your smile’s cute though.”
You’ll never see it through my frown!
“Alright, alright, just wanted to let you know…”
“Ugh… hey, Thor… I…”
“Hm? You okay Phar?”
“Yeah, just… uh…”
Hey brother, are you free today?
Heh, maybe, why do you want to know?
It’s not like I care, okay?!
Okay, sure, so what do you want to do?
We could go into town, find a bunny and feed it some kale
“Are you seriously suggesting something that stupid?”
Okay, well, how about
We go to have lunch
Or tell war stories through the night
So I can snuggle you close?
“And make me sick with all that love? No way!”
Fine...
Okay, now I’m sure you’re dense
I hate all this talking like you think it’s gonna happen
Hmph!
So listen here brother
It’s just a big fantasy up in your head!
So just say goodbye already!
“O-Okay, sure…”
Hmph…
I’m not a ‘Dere/My bro’s a ‘Dere
A Tsun-TsunDere/A Tsun-TsunDere
Hey! I could kick your flank in!
Okay, I digress, can I go with you on patrol at least?
“Pfft, you would just get bored.”
Oh, come on, will you please just say okay?
“Hivemother, fine, saccharine idiot. It’s not like I’ll enjoy it or anything.”
Hope you liked it!
Kewl!
Also, do I just motivate people to post their own song rewrites or something?
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Mhm!
Well, you motivate me all the time, but yeah, I know you do! It shows how great your songs are!
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All hail King Tsunderebug and his Royal Brother!
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Yup
Also cute
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Indeed!
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Yeah!
Hehehe...*I Ship It starts playing*
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Yay! Incest!
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.///////////.
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Well, it's true!
Also, would it be our favorite ship incest, or would you call it twincest since there's the headcanon they're the same age?
Permission to post original song so people get the melody
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I left a link to the original at the top
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Theres a fancanon sibling lings are just from the same egg clutch so theres every chance for a ship thats not incest since pryanx is the older brother
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True, but I hypothesize Phar and Thor are from the same mother ol' Chryssi herself, and are twins, so...
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Fair
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Oh then it would be twincest your also missing a boop
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Yeah
Still, let the shipping begin! *Dancing to I Ship It*
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Hm?
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Hehehehe
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*Singing* I don't care! I ship it!
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When the song you look like a clown theres a quick boop said to emphasise it
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Oh. I don't think Phar's the boop type though
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They one being called a clown boops aka the loverbal dork thorax boops
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Ah, makes sense
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Hehehehe
Okay
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Okay!
Can’t believe I missed it.
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It's fine
Thoughts? (Or Venom's thoughts?)
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I don’t feel like it’s fine. I don’t even have school and I’m late.
And Venom... well, he’s too busy making incest jokes.
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It's fine Bez, really, we don't expect you to be "on call" 24/7
And I for one would very much like to hear some of these jokes
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“Oh for crying out loud.”
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Whaaat? Incest is best-cest
Besides, you and Thor would be a cute couple, admit it
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“I don’t want to be incest!”
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Aww, but why noooot?
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“Because!”
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...Then you're really gonna hate an upcoming chapter of the Patrilineality sequel...
"Personally, I don't really care."
The whole time I read this all I could imagine was Thorax and Phyarinx being handsome-looking anime dudes
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No complaints here
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I know what I am gonna try to draw tomorrow lol
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Heh