"Dad!" Thorax burst into his father's room, and the unreformed male glanced up.

"Thorax? Is something wrong?"

"Kind of... um... dad..." Thorax took a breath. "Which one of us is your favorite?"

Metamorphosis blinked. "Why?"

"We have a bet..." Thorax admitted, and Metamorphosis chuckled.

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Because I found a Hamilton Incorrect Quote and I needed to make it with the bugs

"In a letter I received from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase."

"It changed the meaning, did you intend this?"

"Absolutely not."

"It reads, 'My dearest, Hivehunter'."

"Absolutely yes."

"Heh...okay, just one final touch, and-"

"Hey Pharynx, the guards were looking for you, what's taking so-"

"Gah! Th-Thorax, haven't you ever heard of knocking?!"

"Okay, I'm sor-wait, what are you wearing?"

./////. "N-Nothing! Go away!"

"Wait...Pharynx, why are you in a dress?"

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Original Song: It's Not Like I Like You! by Static-P

(Entire idea for posting my own song rewrites was inspired by MlpHero, go give him a follow!)

Key:
Thorax
Tsunderebug
“Spoken”

“Hi-yah!”

“Great job bro!”

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