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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Feb
1st
2021

Human In Equestria Spawn Zones? · 10:01pm Feb 1st, 2021

Where would you like to appear in Equestria? Some notable locations; Ponyville, Canterlot, the Ever Free Forest. There are others, but these are some of the most key places.

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Comments ( 24 )

The Everfree isn't somewhere you want to be; it became a cliché for the easy story beats, but without plot armor most people on this site aren't going to live long enough for Fluttershy to find them. (We've got a couple military bronies here, so there are exceptions)

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It be hard, but non impossible. But yeah, I rather spawn in either Ponyville or Canterlot.

Canterlot, I think the princess would help me out. Plus if they're into humans that could be fun too.

Maybe the crystal empire?

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After King Sombra's defeat, I assume? It be very dangerous if King Sombra is still around.


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It could good to warm up to Sunbutt early.

I'm currently reading three HiE stories where the human characters come into the world in pony form in places other than the three most common spawn points(one came out of Holder's boulder, one appeared deep in Whitetail woods and one woke up in an asylum).

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We’ll I would hope so, cause if not, I’m sure most wouldn’t get along with the tyrant

The Smokey Mountains from the Hooffields and McColts episode.

Fired out of Pinky's Party CannonTM

Near the edge of Fluttershy house at 8:30pm on Wed after dinner.

I would spawn in front of Canterlot then get catapulting into outer space as I don’t instantaneously gain the momentum the planet and everyone on it is moving at.

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what about the castle of the two sisters?
Anon trapped alone in an abandoned castle, wondering why all the furniture is slightly too big for him.

A coffin on the ocean floor, if I don't die of being crushed to death or suffocated I would emerge the ocean surface believing I am a vampire; then go on to becoming the stupidest villain Equestria would ever see.

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As always. Magic would fix that.


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Hopefully, he can have a fun time being sat on by big ponies.

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If ponies arive at the castle, anon will probably try to hide from the amazonian aliens. And if he picks a poor hiding place, like in season 3 when spike failed to take care of the animals and ended up hiding under the seats of the train...

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In all seriousness, Appleloosa seems like a good starting location as it was recently built and probably has job opportunities.

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Anti crush magic would need come into play here. Otherwise he be killed. So hopefully he ends up glued onto their asses.


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Hopefully the buffalo is resolved before you come there.

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I was thinking more of a strength training like scale, but for really giant ponies, what if he got stuck between their cheeks?
At least if its a world, where magical biology removes the need for pony bathrooms

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Hmm. Maybe.

Perhaps they find out he's there by triggering them to grow larger by him touching their butt? Temporary growth during intimacy.

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Ive recently come up with an idea, for anon to be able to raise his strength: Ponies are durable and strong, not only because of muscle strenth, but also because their bodies are surounded by a magical aura, that raises their defense, and is supported internally, by magic, kinda like hydraulics, that boosts their strength. However most ponies, that dont study magic are not aware of this. This is also what allows pegasi to walk on clouds, and earth ponies to passively boost the growth of plants.

human biology however is naturally unable to generate and process magical energy. However since gold is a great magical conductor, and not poisonous, consuming small amounts of gold dust, can grant anon the ability to host small amounts of magic in his body.

And by using intense focus, he can use that magic to slightly increase his stats, even if its not by much, in oder to be of any use, he has to focus all of his power on a single body part. so if he focuses all of his power in his arm, he could defeat a non-athletic foal like sweetie belle in armwrestling (if she doesnt use her dominant hand, and doesnt know how to focus her internal magic herself).

However due to human anatomy, getting a boner causes all of his magic to focus there instead of his arm or whatever, and cumming completely expells all the magic he took weeks to build up in one go, which drops his power to 0, but increases the power of ponies, coming in contact with his jizz.

So basically the key to surviving in amazonian pony land is to not cum at all. Granted in this version of equestria, ponies dont know what sex is, as they reproduce magically, but the bad news is, that they all have giant boobs and butts, and are completely oblivious on what effect that has on a human.

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Err maybe. He could just fuel a pony with enough power that she could become sort of guardian for him.

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ponies are already plenty strong, but the problem is that, hes so fragile, that a simple hug almost crushes him, and a pat on the back smacks him into the floor, like in your story "strenth training", (but doesnt automatically kill him, as even ponies have limits, although really high ones, when compared to humans)

I imagine anon being frustrated being unable to do anything by himself, and being scared, even by the ponies sometimes.
They are more than willing to keep him safe, as hes just so adorable, but anon doesnt want to spend the rest of his life as a pet.

I was gonna write one where the Human had prepared for surviving in the Everfree Forest for awhile, but popped up in the Canterlot Garden

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