A Covidmas Update · 11:58pm Dec 25th, 2020
Howdy friendos. Covidmas going alright? That's good.
Synthetic Bottled Sunlight should have updated by now. Unfortunately, December has been a bit of a shitshow for me--working retail during the holidays will do that, and I sadly haven't had the time nor energy I would have liked to finish the chapter.
Additionally, it is turning out to be beast of a chapter. I'm about halfway through writing and it's already at 9,000 words, soooo... we'll see how much gutting it needs to endure before it's publishing ready.
Anyways, just wanted to let you guys know that it's going to likely be mid January before you see an update. Thank you for being patient, and don't eat too much ambigious Christmas meat.
Have a preview as a Christmas gift
A few pegasi officers were already approaching them almost immediately. One of them was gripping a firearm in their wing, though it was pointed away from them and relaxed in his grip the moment he recognized the Royal Guard armor.
“It’s fucking six-thirty in the morning,” he called as he approached them. “The hell do you Royals want?”
Shallow Step scowled. “Cooperation between departments. A wet dream of mine, I know. We want to talk to Thundercloud.”
The pegasus officer rolled his eyes. “Commissioner likes to sleep in till ten. Come back later.”
“Then just wake him up!” Twilight barked out. The pegasus officer’s gaze narrowed, as though he were noticing her for the first time. “How the hell didn’t that explosion?!”
“They’re likely just blasting in the Crystal Caves again.” The officer shared a glance with his partner. “He hates bein’ woken up, and Commissioner Thundercloud’s pretty scary when he’s mad, so unless you’ve got a valid reason why--”
“Gods above, you’re idiots!” Twilight blurted. Suddenly she became conscious of Aura trying to silence her with a few desperate sideways glances, but it was too late for Twilight to turn back now. “Tell him we know about the Sun! And if he doesn’t do something about it, we will! Tell him that!”
The two officers both laughed aloud at that, and beside Twilight, Aura Gleam cleared her throat.
“Princess Celestia is investigating an explosion to the far North of Equestria. As her Royal Guard and the State’s oldest guardforce, we’re requesting permission to aid her. Tell Commissioner Thundercloud something terrible has happened and we need his help putting it right.” Aura Gleam glanced over to Twilight at that. “Like she said. Tell him now, that’s an order.”
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This is a cute picture !
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Kirin are the best.
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Woah, fancy seeing you. Love your stuff man
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Thanks!
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I shared your wonderful art on Facebook. i.ibb.co/syB1ZZ4/479-A836-C-0-BDA-4-F8-A-A7-C7-98-A58617-E4-F2.png
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I had no idea you were on acid during that room party. You musta been having a great time!
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Loooool yeah, my con experience for a variety of reasons I won’t go into wasn’t the best but that room party and the acid definitely was a great note to go out on.