50 Questions - Stolen from Ice Star

Stole this from Ice Star Because I have no shame.

Edited because I realize I read question 6 wrong.

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1. What is your first name?

Hermann.

2. How old are you?

I turned 37 this year. Yeah.... go ahead, you can call me old. I'm already resigned to it.

3. What country are you from?

I come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
Hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry...

Iceland, I come from Iceland.

4. What do you look like?

Medium height, bearded, pudgy, dirty blonde.

5. What do you wish you looked like?

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?

Waaaay back in the 80's... (told ya I was old) I liked watching the show Gloworms, but it was segmented with that show called My little Pony, so I had to watch that first to be able to watch the Gloworms, and I damn better watch it because otherwise my sisters might change the channels, to watch *shudder* Neighbours.

So I have always known about MLP since pretty much the beginning, but as the years went by it kind of faded away from my consciousness, though I was always dimly aware of the toys. Then in early 2011, I ran across memes with colorful equines that looked kind of familiar yet not, investigated and found out that a new show was being aired. Checked it out and here I am.

7. What is your favorite ship?

Private/Dew Doe, because as I always say, shipping your Ocs is the safest ship.

But seriously, I'm REAAAALLLY lazy when it comes to ships, I just let the show tell me who is in a relationship and who is not so.....

8. What is your least favorite ship?

I don't really have a least favorite in a sense that, I will frown at it, unless it's ax crazy ships like adult with a child, or incest shipping. So generally if people are shipping two consenting non related adults, I just shrug over it.

9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?

My family knows, nobody cares. They know I like cartoons and don't care. Mom always says "at least he isn't doing drugs."

10. Were they a family member?

Yes.

11. Favorite MLP episode?

Lesson Zero. Crazy Twilight, best Twilight.

Very closely followed by The Crystal Empire.

12. Who is your favorite superhero?

Batman.

13. Favorite Anti-hero?

Batman again since he is basically the poster-child for Anti-Hero.

14. Favorite supervillain?

Considering who my favorite superhero/Anti-Hero is:

15. Favorite anti-villain?

I actually had to look this up, because I wasn't sure what qualified as an anti-villain. But well, I am very deep in the Batman mythos, so

Mr. Freeze.

16. What was the last book you read?

Not all Fairy Tales have happy endings: The rise and fall of Sierra Online. By Ken William, the founder of the computer game company Sierra Online.

17. What is the last movie you watched?

Ice Age Collision Course.

18. Favorite song at the moment?

I don't really think in these terms, I always have favorite songs, they aren't going to be supplanted by another in the heat of the moment. But my list of favorites is so long and my tastes so varied, it would take too long to list them all.

19. What song do you always come back to?

Eh, I really don't do something like that. I just listen to music and might skip a few if I'm not in the mood for that particular type of music, there is none that I always go back to.

20. What is your current job?

I currently work for Eimskip shipping company, the biggest shipping company in Iceland.

21. What job do you want in the future?

Published writer.

22. Dream job?

Published Writer.

23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?

The friends I've managed to make online, considering several years ago I honestly thought I was incapable of such a thing.

24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?

The friendships I lost because I was being an idiot.

25. Do you have any pets?

Not currently, but in the past I have had in no particular order, several types of fish, salamanders, frogs, rabbits, hamsters, rats, dogs, cats and parrots. No, not all at the same time.

26. What is your dream pet?

A wolf. Yes, I realize that would be a phenomenally bad idea, can't help it. Favorite animal.

27. Do you own any weapons?

I own a knife.

28. Is there a gun you really want?

I am not too fond of guns, so no.

29. What religion are you?

I am a fairly liberal Christian, which is kind of strange as I am somewhat in the conservative line politically. I am a man of many contradictions.

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?

Aaaaah. I HAVE TO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?

There are so many I want to meet.

I guess, I would settle for Socrates.

31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?

I really don't think that's a healthy thing to think about....

32. Are you political?

I'm fascinated by politics, and political history, but I am not somebody who goes out of his way to discuss politics with others, though I am fairly active during elections and I am a registered member of a political party here in Iceland, so I suppose I'm mildly so, but I don't shove my political opinions down anyone's throat.

33. Are you married?

Nope

34. Do you have a boyfriend?

Nope, I'm straight, soooo wouldn't have one anyway.

35. Have a crush on anyone?

Nope.

36. Care to explain?

Just not currently interested in relationships.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?

Well I've already met Hail King Sombra and her hubby, there are few other online friends I wouldn't mind meeting.

39. Who is your favorite pony?

Rarity.

40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?

Now why would I share secrets, they wouldn't be secrets then now would they?

41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?

I am a writer by hobby, and have done both original and fan work. I do dabble in pixel stuff.

Favorite piece? Good lord, that's like asking me what my favorite child is. I guess I'm pretty proud of this one:

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/305167/possession-in-the-crystal-empire

42. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

Weren't expecting a straight answer where you?

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?

Biked down a hill without a helmet and headbutted a car when I was six.

That explains so much about my life.

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?

Star Trek.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?

Nope.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

Since I just said I didn't have any, I guess I don't regret saying nope.

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?

Anything, Onomonopia. I just can't get enough.

48. Favorite quote?

"Always look on the bright side of life."

49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?

No.

50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?

Yes I did.

Comments

[Ice Star]

Bruh Socrates was the man

[Askre]

5380971

He was.

I've also edited the answer for question 6, as I read it wrong.

[Mica]

Oh wow you're from Iceland? Interesting.